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Ross The joke thread 06-21-2007, 12:54 PM

Tindomul Lol, took me a while to get... 06-21-2007, 01:02 PM

Djarum Black A pregnant Irish woman from... 06-21-2007, 03:34 PM

Ross Cool! My grandson knew that... 06-21-2007, 03:38 PM

dennis The Ant and the Grasshopper:... 06-21-2007, 06:07 PM

dennis Redneck "Book of Manners" ... 06-21-2007, 06:28 PM

Djarum Black ROFL, good ones Dennis! 06-21-2007, 06:33 PM

dennis new apple invention 06-21-2007, 06:46 PM

cb977 LMAO!!!!!!!!!! You're... 06-21-2007, 06:48 PM

dennis LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL... 06-21-2007, 06:49 PM

dreamwaves Wrong Number Man calls home.... 08-11-2010, 02:50 AM

Ross I should have thought Dennis... 06-21-2007, 07:05 PM

Gin LOLOL , I had a good laugh... 06-22-2007, 11:33 AM

Gin Special Bulletin from the... 06-22-2007, 11:49 AM

Ross :crackup: 06-22-2007, 04:24 PM

cb977 Gin, that last one was... 06-22-2007, 08:03 PM

Marco i threw out all my orchids 06-22-2007, 08:04 PM

cb977 A young farm couple, Homer... 06-22-2007, 08:08 PM

Dorothy MARCO! :yikes: Where is that... 06-22-2007, 08:09 PM

cb977 THE LAWYER A very... 06-22-2007, 08:14 PM

Dorothy We were dressed and ready to... 06-22-2007, 08:20 PM

cb977 :crackup: 06-22-2007, 08:23 PM

Dorothy I knew you'd like that one,... 06-22-2007, 08:30 PM

Ross I don't get it :scratchhead:... 06-22-2007, 08:59 PM

Charles Try not to laugh. Matt Damon... 06-23-2007, 05:18 PM

Ross I split my gut laughing! 06-23-2007, 05:34 PM

Dorothy I found this while looking on... 06-23-2007, 08:11 PM

Ross Alright, now we're medlin'... 06-23-2007, 08:17 PM

Dorothy You mean there isn't room on... 06-23-2007, 08:22 PM

Ross Thank you! I didn't think of... 06-23-2007, 08:24 PM

Gin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb,... 06-27-2007, 10:16 AM

flhiker A burglar broke into a house... 07-18-2007, 06:24 PM

Ross :crackup: 07-18-2007, 06:31 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 07-18-2007, 06:59 PM

Tindomul I have another one. There... 07-19-2007, 12:41 PM

cb977 This one was too good to pass... 07-19-2007, 02:05 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 07-19-2007, 02:08 PM

Gin A drunk is driving with his... 07-19-2007, 02:53 PM

cb977 :crackup: 07-19-2007, 03:05 PM

Pinkcat A woman discovers she had won... 07-20-2007, 02:29 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 07-20-2007, 03:08 PM

flhiker I liked the other version... 07-20-2007, 07:25 PM

flhiker An old Italian lived alone in... 07-21-2007, 02:17 PM

cb977 Way too funny! :crackup: 07-22-2007, 10:23 AM

Phyrex Dry ones 07-22-2007, 02:17 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 07-21-2007, 03:00 PM

Gin :banana: good one Dave ! ... 07-21-2007, 06:20 PM

dennis I apologize in advance to any... 07-22-2007, 10:07 AM

cb977 :coverlaugh: Lots of giggles... 07-22-2007, 03:13 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 07-22-2007, 05:17 PM

flhiker Subject: Eating right... 07-25-2007, 09:29 PM

Tindomul Thats too funny!! :lol: 07-26-2007, 09:47 AM

flhiker A filthy rich Floridian man... 07-26-2007, 10:54 PM

cb977 ROFL!!! Too funny, Dave... 07-27-2007, 08:05 AM

Djarum Black That one was really good! :D 07-27-2007, 03:41 PM

flhiker Four Worms and a Lesson ... 08-02-2007, 09:05 PM

puddin :crackup: 08-03-2007, 12:27 PM

flhiker They just finished the jury... 08-04-2007, 12:07 AM

flhiker Bubba Had Shingles. Those... 08-04-2007, 09:08 PM

Tindomul Lol!!! Thats soo funny! 08-06-2007, 03:21 PM

flhiker Sick Leave I needed a few... 08-15-2007, 07:05 PM

Tindomul LOL!! That is too funny. 08-16-2007, 11:37 AM

cb977 Dave...you must be a riot at... 08-15-2007, 09:07 PM

Dorothy :crackup: 08-16-2007, 08:24 PM

flhiker Subject: social worker ... 08-17-2007, 11:08 PM

cb977 LMAO!!! Hilarious!!! 08-18-2007, 08:07 AM

caseydoll I received this as a forward... 08-21-2007, 08:39 PM

CodiMN Sarah that was great!... 08-21-2007, 10:21 PM

flhiker Good one Sarah, My wife liked... 08-21-2007, 10:36 PM

puddin Where is this guy? He needs... 08-21-2007, 11:31 PM

flhiker >The Ventriloquist and the... 08-31-2007, 05:38 PM

caseydoll :crackup: I liked that one!... 08-31-2007, 05:53 PM

flhiker Afterlife A couple made... 09-01-2007, 09:49 PM

Dorothy :crackup: 09-01-2007, 11:52 PM

IdahoOrchid Just how cold will it be? 09-03-2007, 11:39 PM

Tindomul OMG that is too funny! 09-07-2007, 09:50 AM

flhiker Subject: Elderly Medical... 09-15-2007, 03:04 PM

Dorothy :crackup: 09-15-2007, 03:49 PM

shakkai :lol: 09-15-2007, 04:04 PM

cb977 :coverlaugh: Very funny... 09-15-2007, 05:05 PM

flhiker Football FINALLY makes... 10-10-2007, 10:23 PM

Tindomul :lol: 10-11-2007, 02:36 PM

Ross Now that's funny! 10-11-2007, 03:04 PM

cb977 AAADD- KNOW THE... 11-07-2007, 10:53 AM

Tindomul LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds... 11-07-2007, 01:16 PM

Dorothy I took my dad to the mall the... 11-08-2007, 12:04 PM

Ross I expect nothing less out of... 11-08-2007, 02:06 PM

puddin :crackup: OK, I'm a little... 11-08-2007, 04:41 PM

cb977 ROFL!!!!! :crackup: That's... 11-08-2007, 01:04 PM

Dorothy I am sure that story was true... 11-08-2007, 02:12 PM

Dorothy I got it from my sister - I... 11-08-2007, 06:20 PM

Jo Ann The first time I saw this I... 11-08-2007, 11:38 PM

Jerry Delaney Jim, a traveling salesman,... 11-09-2007, 01:02 AM

Tindomul Awww poor pig!! LOL! 11-09-2007, 01:58 PM

Tindomul JoAnn, thats baaaaaaad!!! ... 11-09-2007, 02:01 PM

Ross How 'bout: Hubby and I... 11-09-2007, 04:05 PM

IdahoOrchid A cabbie picks up a nun. ... 11-09-2007, 06:58 PM

cb977 :crackup: 11-09-2007, 07:03 PM

jim blanford Last night talked to my... 11-09-2007, 11:36 PM

cb977 :coverlaugh: 11-10-2007, 09:53 AM

GreggC Little Johnny 11-19-2007, 09:02 AM

flhiker Now you did it. 11-20-2007, 02:26 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 11-20-2007, 02:59 PM

camille1585 A woman and a man are... 11-20-2007, 05:37 PM

CodiMN Ooo! SNEAKY! :nod: But... 11-21-2007, 12:02 AM

cb977 :coverlaugh: 11-21-2007, 07:55 AM

IdahoOrchid Renee's comment was, "Women... 11-21-2007, 08:57 AM

GreggC Amen 11-21-2007, 09:28 AM

GreggC An accident 11-21-2007, 11:06 AM

Tindomul OMG, thats soo mean! LOL!!!! 11-21-2007, 11:12 AM

GreggC My jokes are never intended 11-21-2007, 11:19 AM

cb977 :crackup: That's too funny,... 11-21-2007, 11:56 AM

GreggC Blonde Jokes 11-21-2007, 03:49 PM

Ross Obviously we're having fun... 11-21-2007, 04:33 PM

puddin There is one joke I have to... 11-21-2007, 05:58 PM

cb977 :crackup: 11-21-2007, 06:03 PM

snow i can,t stop laughing you... 11-21-2007, 08:07 PM

IdahoOrchid In line at Wal Mart 11-21-2007, 09:04 PM

cb977 LMAO!!!!!!!! Priceless :D 11-21-2007, 09:15 PM

GreggC I see we have more than one... 11-21-2007, 10:19 PM

flhiker 1. How Do You Catch a Unique... 11-21-2007, 10:41 PM

puddin Some made me smile. Most... 11-22-2007, 12:54 AM

GreggC More Blonde Jokes 11-22-2007, 06:57 AM

IdahoOrchid OK, a few more quickies 11-27-2007, 08:55 PM

IdahoOrchid "Out of Office" Automatic... 12-01-2007, 09:23 AM

GreggC Very funny 12-01-2007, 09:26 AM

cb977 Thanks for my first chuckle... 11-22-2007, 07:44 AM

GreggC It's all in fun 11-22-2007, 08:45 AM

snow a man walks into a... 11-22-2007, 11:36 PM

snow oops i hope that does not... 11-22-2007, 11:36 PM

IdahoOrchid Only if he hasn't... 11-22-2007, 11:49 PM

camille1585 Belgian jokes from France 11-23-2007, 12:38 PM

cb977 A soda can slot machine!... 11-23-2007, 02:05 PM

IdahoOrchid The translation is just fine... 11-23-2007, 05:39 PM

GreggC Patty is visiting her father 11-23-2007, 07:38 PM

Dorothy :yikes: :coverlaugh: 11-23-2007, 08:04 PM

Bolero I can't get over the Aussie... 11-23-2007, 08:47 PM

flhiker A man calls home to his wife... 11-23-2007, 09:58 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: SNAG! Good... 11-23-2007, 10:03 PM

camille1585 :coverlaugh: That's a good... 11-24-2007, 03:50 PM

GreggC Harold was sitting in his 11-24-2007, 05:38 PM

cb977 ROFL!!! 11-24-2007, 05:50 PM

CodiMN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE! 11-24-2007, 07:52 PM

IdahoOrchid Sorry for the caps, I did not... 11-27-2007, 05:40 PM

cb977 ROFL!!! :crackup: 11-27-2007, 06:12 PM

cb977 LOL...I don't know which one... 11-27-2007, 09:21 PM

CodiMN I'm lovin these...where's my... 12-01-2007, 05:22 PM

cb977 Lovin #5! 4, 6, 7 and 8... 12-01-2007, 08:30 PM

Tindomul Well, I like number 6 because... 12-02-2007, 02:22 PM

snow a poem the... 12-03-2007, 12:20 AM

CodiMN ?? :scratchhead: ?? I... 12-04-2007, 08:44 PM

GreggC Sorry, it went right over my... 12-05-2007, 05:36 AM

jim blanford Three women, two younger, and... 12-05-2007, 04:27 PM

Graehstone Two Nuns are riding their... 12-05-2007, 04:53 PM

Graehstone " You Know You're In... 12-05-2007, 04:56 PM

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cb977 :crackup: Those are FUNNY!!! 12-05-2007, 05:04 PM

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flhiker Age old question answered!!! 12-05-2007, 07:02 PM

puddin :crackup: 12-05-2007, 09:32 PM

cb977 ROFL!!! I love that first... 12-05-2007, 09:59 PM

flhiker Wisdom of Larry the Cable... 12-06-2007, 12:27 AM

cb977 Git 'er done! :coverlaugh: 12-06-2007, 07:56 AM

shakkai Dear Tide: I am writing... 12-06-2007, 06:19 AM

GreggC The Wisdom Of Larry The Cable... 12-06-2007, 07:20 AM

Tindomul I really like 7,9,14, & 17,... 12-06-2007, 09:51 AM

Graehstone Application for Permission to... 12-06-2007, 10:35 AM

Tindomul This application will be... 12-06-2007, 11:50 AM

snow two canibals walk into a... 12-09-2007, 01:23 AM

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flhiker :waving 12-10-2007, 09:50 PM

cb977 :rofl: Love it!!! 12-10-2007, 10:10 PM

IdahoOrchid :hmm:scratchhead: 12-10-2007, 10:43 PM

cb977 Ummm...Steve... :scratchhead: 12-10-2007, 10:50 PM

IdahoOrchid Thoughts of killing someone... 12-11-2007, 07:55 AM

flhiker Lighten up! Its just a... 12-11-2007, 09:18 AM

cb977 LOL...the majority of women... 12-11-2007, 09:30 AM

puddin That is very true. I would... 12-11-2007, 09:52 AM

Graehstone Puns to ponder ... 1. Two... 12-11-2007, 11:16 AM

GreggC OMG! 12-11-2007, 11:36 AM

cb977 :crackup: :rofl: :crackup: 12-11-2007, 01:58 PM

snow i think people that don,t... 12-11-2007, 10:34 PM

Tindomul NO more comments on this... 12-12-2007, 10:48 AM

GreggC Smart Rednecks 12-12-2007, 03:34 PM

GreggC New Years Oath/ Prayer 12-12-2007, 03:38 PM

GreggC Grandma's surprise 12-12-2007, 03:45 PM

Jo Ann LOL...:rofl:...:crackup:...Hey... 12-13-2007, 08:27 PM

Tindomul Aiiy, those are too funny! 12-12-2007, 03:43 PM

Ross Thank you Tindo. I originally... 12-12-2007, 04:50 PM

shakkai A woman decides to go on a... 12-13-2007, 05:27 PM

cb977 :crackup: 12-13-2007, 07:55 PM

flhiker :rofl: 12-13-2007, 08:28 PM

Ross A winter statistic 98% of... 12-14-2007, 01:01 PM

GreggC Actually, I have some more... 12-14-2007, 08:50 PM

Jo Ann LOL…that brings back such... 12-14-2007, 11:42 PM

GreggC Two Rednecks 12-15-2007, 06:23 AM

Tindomul One very poor man tells his... 12-17-2007, 10:45 AM

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cb977 That was a good one!... 12-17-2007, 11:13 AM

GreggC OMG 12-17-2007, 12:46 PM

Jo Ann Today my co-worker at work... 12-17-2007, 10:47 PM

GreggC IIRC, it is about the same as... 12-18-2007, 12:22 AM

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Ludisia :rofl: :rofl: 12-20-2007, 03:13 AM

GreggC Wine vs. Water 12-20-2007, 03:00 PM

Dorothy :yikes: Now, where did I put... 12-20-2007, 04:10 PM

Jo Ann "THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN,... 12-22-2007, 10:47 PM

Dorothy :lol: I dread to think how... 12-22-2007, 11:40 PM

Jo Ann Sorry Dorothy, I decided... 12-23-2007, 09:09 AM

Ludisia Why there wasn't any finns in... 12-28-2007, 03:26 AM

Ludisia You Know You've Been In... 12-28-2007, 04:24 AM

Graehstone The difference between Men... 12-29-2007, 03:25 PM

flhiker Last year at Thanksgiving, my... 12-27-2007, 08:38 PM

kavanaru :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:... 12-29-2007, 03:59 PM

Dorothy You did fine, Jo Ann ... my... 12-27-2007, 09:44 PM

flhiker A guy walks into a bar, sits... 12-31-2007, 03:44 PM

Dorothy :rofl: I wonder how a blonde... 01-01-2008, 11:11 AM

flhiker Good one D. 01-01-2008, 11:42 AM

flhiker John the farmer was in the... 01-02-2008, 02:25 PM

Graehstone They were together in the... 01-02-2008, 04:08 PM

flhiker http://img.photobucket.com/alb... 01-02-2008, 05:07 PM

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flhiker Wanda's dishwasher quit... 01-02-2008, 05:20 PM

cb977 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:... 01-03-2008, 11:09 PM

flhiker Once there was a little boy... 01-03-2008, 10:54 PM

cb977 :crackup: Two hilarious ones... 01-03-2008, 11:10 PM

flhiker A man owned a small farm in... 01-11-2008, 08:41 PM

CodiMN :rofl: I liked that one! 01-11-2008, 10:09 PM

GreggC LOL!! 01-11-2008, 11:07 PM

Jo Ann Good-One Dave....:biggrin: 01-12-2008, 09:13 PM

flhiker A man feared his wife wasn't... 01-12-2008, 09:43 PM

cb977 :clap: Priceless :clap: 01-12-2008, 09:55 PM

GreggC Huh? 01-12-2008, 10:31 PM

CodiMN Too funny! 01-13-2008, 03:39 PM

flhiker I was told this story by a... 01-15-2008, 10:23 PM

CodiMN :rofl: 01-15-2008, 10:37 PM

kavanaru :biggrin: Joan, who was a... 01-16-2008, 03:01 AM

CodiMN Ha ha! :biggrin: 01-16-2008, 10:47 PM

Dorothy :yikes: :coverlaugh: 01-16-2008, 06:23 AM

shakkai I'll second that! I bet the... 01-16-2008, 07:06 AM

Djarum Black HAHAHHA OMG! I got a good... 01-16-2008, 09:48 AM

kavanaru You just gotta love "Miss... 01-16-2008, 02:25 PM

puddin Heard this at a show I went... 01-16-2008, 04:29 PM

flhiker A little estate planning. ... 01-17-2008, 03:57 PM

shakkai Dave, that's a great one! 01-18-2008, 01:09 PM

shakkai ADULT: A person who has... 01-18-2008, 01:10 PM

GreggC I'm not old 01-18-2008, 04:32 PM

GreggC Bumper stickers you'd like to... 01-18-2008, 04:48 PM

GreggC They have finally released... 01-18-2008, 04:51 PM

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CodiMN :lol: GreggC, those are a... 01-18-2008, 08:26 PM

GreggC 60+ Jokes 01-19-2008, 08:57 PM

Jo Ann Gregg I believe you are a... 01-19-2008, 10:13 PM

GreggC Murphy's Lesser Known Laws 01-21-2008, 11:00 PM

Tindomul That last one is scary! LoL 01-22-2008, 09:39 AM

GreggC Yup 01-22-2008, 09:54 AM

GreggC Just another dumb blonde joke 01-23-2008, 02:15 PM

Des Lotsa power failures here in... 01-23-2008, 03:56 PM

GreggC Here you go again 01-23-2008, 05:36 PM

GreggC Southern Humor 01-23-2008, 08:03 PM

flhiker Here's one for Ross 01-29-2008, 01:56 PM

GreggC OMG! 01-29-2008, 02:31 PM

Ross "Here's one for Ross" One... 01-29-2008, 03:13 PM

Dorothy Ahoya hoya ... :coverlaugh: 01-29-2008, 03:13 PM

GreggC Ah, yes, Tater Salad!! 01-29-2008, 03:31 PM

flhiker Yea Jeff Dunham has some... 01-29-2008, 06:53 PM

GreggC You mean Walter. I saw him... 01-29-2008, 08:35 PM

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puddin :rofl: :crackup: I love the... 01-30-2008, 07:57 PM

Jo Ann Gott Beer?... 01-31-2008, 01:05 AM

Jo Ann College Rules On the first... 01-31-2008, 01:07 AM

Tindomul OMG thats too funny. Someone... 01-31-2008, 10:27 AM

GreggC Especially a college student 01-31-2008, 02:44 PM

GreggC Rednecks are good at... 02-01-2008, 05:13 PM

cb977 MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD" ... 02-02-2008, 01:22 PM

GreggC LOL!! Saw that one somewhere... 02-02-2008, 01:25 PM

cb977 The trucker and the blonde ... 02-02-2008, 01:27 PM

GreggC Ah, yes, the old salt truck!! 02-02-2008, 01:28 PM

cb977 With all the snow talk on OB... 02-02-2008, 01:30 PM

Ross Idon't care who you are! That... 02-02-2008, 01:42 PM

cb977 Blonde's Year in Review ... 02-02-2008, 01:42 PM

camille1585 You will not believe it, I... 02-02-2008, 01:45 PM

cb977 Great minds, Camille... 02-02-2008, 01:48 PM

GreggC There are so many blonde... 02-03-2008, 09:56 AM

GreggC The blonde gets even 02-03-2008, 10:25 AM

GreggC A blonde goes horseback riding 02-03-2008, 10:35 AM

cb977 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 02-03-2008, 12:21 PM

camille1585 :rofl: :crackup: :rofl: Too... 02-03-2008, 03:57 PM

cb977 Camille, you're killin' me!!!... 02-03-2008, 06:02 PM

cb977 Three Mischievous Grandmas ... 02-03-2008, 06:02 PM

GreggC Cussing 02-03-2008, 08:02 PM

GreggC A skeleton goes into a bar 02-17-2008, 07:16 PM

Jo Ann I'll be thinking of that when... 02-18-2008, 12:28 AM

GreggC How to identify where a... 02-19-2008, 02:51 PM

GreggC The Vet Bill 02-19-2008, 03:12 PM

kavanaru you missed: Both hands on... 02-19-2008, 02:59 PM

kavanaru YouTube - Lego Darth Vader... 02-19-2008, 03:05 PM

Des Now that was funny !!! Now... 02-19-2008, 03:53 PM

Des Hows this for an old old Joke... 02-19-2008, 04:30 PM

Dorothy With age comes wisdom 02-20-2008, 07:49 AM

Dorothy Two little old ladies were... 02-20-2008, 10:20 AM

GreggC I almost posted that 02-20-2008, 10:22 AM

GreggC At about 3 a.m., I was drunk 02-20-2008, 11:34 AM

Dorothy :rofl: 02-20-2008, 12:04 PM

GreggC West Virginia Vasectomy 02-21-2008, 09:57 AM

kavanaru :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ... 02-21-2008, 01:31 PM

GreggC I finally broke down yesterday 02-22-2008, 11:32 AM

GreggC Why Rednecks Can't Be... 02-22-2008, 11:39 AM

Des I'm traveling from... 02-22-2008, 01:07 PM

Dorothy :rofl: They all have me... 02-22-2008, 01:15 PM

GreggC Chili Contest 02-22-2008, 02:15 PM

GreggC Seven Degrees of a Blonde 02-22-2008, 09:40 PM

Jo Ann The older I get the more like... 03-08-2008, 11:14 PM

Des What is the difference ... 03-09-2008, 03:59 AM

cb977 LOGIC Two blondes living... 03-11-2008, 09:03 PM

Dorothy :rofl: 03-11-2008, 09:26 PM

GreggC How it all began 03-11-2008, 10:07 PM

caseydoll :crackup: That's a good one... 03-12-2008, 06:05 PM

GreggC Nuns And Beer 03-13-2008, 03:43 PM

Tindomul LOL! 03-13-2008, 05:19 PM

GreggC A three 03-18-2008, 07:05 PM

cb977 Well done, Gregg! :rofl: 03-18-2008, 08:37 PM

cowboy51278 Ive had a pretty terrible... 03-19-2008, 07:26 PM

Dorothy :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 03-19-2008, 07:38 PM

caseydoll OMG i'm in tears and my... 03-19-2008, 07:57 PM

cb977 Oh...what visuals! :yikes: ... 03-19-2008, 08:04 PM

Des I hav'nt laughed so much in... 03-20-2008, 02:40 PM

GreggC It is pretty funny 03-20-2008, 03:00 PM

CodiMN :rofl: Wow! Talk about an... 03-20-2008, 05:55 PM

masda Nothing unusual about... 03-20-2008, 10:52 PM

Dorothy :yikes: Oh my! 03-21-2008, 02:49 AM

cowboy51278 :shock: T M I 03-21-2008, 08:46 AM

GreggC Jennie, the sweet little... 03-21-2008, 12:35 PM

cb977 >> The Baptist Dog >> >>... 03-23-2008, 06:56 PM

kavanaru BELIEVE it or not , These... 03-25-2008, 03:26 PM

GreggC One of America's Dumbest... 03-25-2008, 03:41 PM

shakkai Totally irrelevant facts... 03-25-2008, 03:53 PM

GreggC Top 10 Dumbest Criminals 03-25-2008, 04:51 PM

Ross How come most are in... 03-26-2008, 07:19 PM

kavanaru Kids are quick! 03-27-2008, 02:05 AM

kavanaru the guys from BBC... check... 04-02-2008, 02:00 PM

CodiMN lol Lovely! Reminds me of... 04-02-2008, 09:02 PM

GreggC LOL!! I remember that!! 04-02-2008, 09:40 PM

kavanaru Public Opinion Poll :) 04-10-2008, 02:40 PM

cb977 A doctor at an insane asylum... 04-14-2008, 05:05 PM

CodiMN :rofl: Good one Sue! 04-14-2008, 08:20 PM

kavanaru YouTube - Self Image... 04-15-2008, 02:49 PM

cb977 That was so cute!!!... 04-15-2008, 03:17 PM

Ross I'm still trying to figure... 04-15-2008, 03:30 PM

kavanaru Ross, on the video's window,... 04-15-2008, 03:32 PM

kavanaru THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER... 05-01-2008, 09:40 AM

kavanaru Three Italian nuns die and go... 05-01-2008, 09:43 AM

GreggC I would laugh, but I have... 05-01-2008, 01:45 PM

cb977 :rofl: Hell...here I come!!! ... 05-01-2008, 02:23 PM

kavanaru You just gotta love "Miss... 05-01-2008, 09:46 AM

cb977 Cleaning Poem I asked the... 05-01-2008, 08:17 PM

Dorothy :rofl: A real absorbing site... 05-01-2008, 09:12 PM

cb977 My thoughts exactly! :dance13: 05-01-2008, 09:36 PM

kavanaru Think before you speak... 05-07-2008, 02:17 PM

cb977 :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: 05-07-2008, 03:21 PM

susiep :rofl: Ramon! Those were... 05-07-2008, 03:45 PM

Des That is the best laugh 05-07-2008, 04:07 PM

shakkai Relationships : One day, a... 05-09-2008, 05:36 PM

narferman A good one 05-27-2008, 09:52 AM

Dorothy :rofl: 05-27-2008, 12:54 PM

cb977 Morris and his wife Esther... 05-30-2008, 10:12 AM

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Des Thanks Susanne , I needed a... 06-14-2008, 10:34 AM

CodiMN A Kentucky couple, both... 06-16-2008, 08:55 PM

Dorothy :faint: :rofl: 06-16-2008, 10:30 PM

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kavanaru and here s the best proof for... 07-11-2008, 12:54 PM

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cb977 I'm glad you're all enjoying... 07-06-2008, 04:55 PM

cb977 Too funny! :rofl: ... 07-09-2008, 12:02 PM

cb977 A contestant on 'Who Wants to... 07-09-2008, 12:18 PM

Des What did the bus conductor... 07-09-2008, 12:35 PM

cb977 :crackup: Too funny, Des :D 07-09-2008, 12:51 PM

Des ? sorry something went wrong 07-09-2008, 02:22 PM

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kavanaru Today, my work colleagues... 07-14-2008, 04:10 PM

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kavanaru Priceless... 07-14-2008, 04:16 PM

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Des This supposedly actually... 07-18-2008, 03:42 PM

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flhiker My wife and I were sitting at... 07-19-2008, 10:02 AM

Soonix The Good Husband 07-19-2008, 11:34 AM

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GreggC Old is when 07-19-2008, 11:53 AM

cb977 The doctor said, 'Tom, the... 07-19-2008, 12:10 PM

kavanaru LOL that's excellent! but... 07-19-2008, 12:28 PM

cb977 ...and then the fight started 07-25-2008, 10:28 AM

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cb977 :rofl: Don't know why but... 07-31-2008, 04:42 PM

shakkai Too funny!! Great ones,... 07-31-2008, 06:37 PM

kavanaru to compensate with Dave's... 07-31-2008, 06:47 PM

flhiker Play This Tic Tac Toe Game... 07-31-2008, 09:19 PM

susiep Dave! 07-31-2008, 11:17 PM

flhiker Yes! 07-31-2008, 11:54 PM

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cb977 The maid asked for a pay... 08-04-2008, 08:58 AM

flhiker Gotta love this! Laughed so... 08-04-2008, 11:01 AM

cb977 Too funny Dave! :rofl: My... 08-04-2008, 11:11 AM

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cb977 LOL...believe me, we BOTH do!... 08-04-2008, 11:17 AM

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cb977 Keep that in mind when you... 08-05-2008, 11:50 AM

Des That is an interesting cross... 08-05-2008, 12:54 PM

cb977 LOL or put it on ebay... ... 08-05-2008, 12:57 PM

Dorothy Too funny :coverlaugh: Even... 08-05-2008, 01:23 PM

Des Dorothy, what do all the... 08-05-2008, 02:08 PM

JennS I love it! The rare... 08-05-2008, 03:09 PM

Dorothy As not to hijack this thread... 08-05-2008, 05:14 PM

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Dorothy You are very welcome, Ross... 08-26-2008, 05:58 PM

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Royal Did you know that the... 08-26-2008, 04:38 PM

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cb977 Aww, Ross...I wouldn't have... 09-01-2008, 10:07 AM

cb977 :rofl: Royal, you just kill... 09-01-2008, 10:05 AM

Dorothy :roll: :faint: 08-26-2008, 05:16 PM

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kavanaru A male patient is lying in... 09-02-2008, 01:12 PM

Des That is so funny and it is... 09-12-2008, 10:34 AM

Dorothy :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 09-12-2008, 12:11 PM

cb977 Des...Oh My God!!! :rofl: 09-12-2008, 12:17 PM

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camille1585 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:... 09-15-2008, 01:49 PM

camille1585 Ramon, that is hilarious! It... 09-15-2008, 01:57 PM

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kavanaru LOL when I had my tonsils OP.... 09-02-2008, 06:58 PM

Dorothy :yikes: :rofl: 09-02-2008, 07:06 PM

kavanaru It was entertainment time at... 09-03-2008, 12:12 PM

masda :rofl: Nice one 09-03-2008, 03:43 PM

dmc :rofl: :rofl: I don't care... 09-03-2008, 04:31 PM

kavanaru me neither... I stopped... 09-03-2008, 04:55 PM

cb977 The family wheeled Grandma... 09-08-2008, 02:55 PM

Dorothy :rofl: 09-08-2008, 03:05 PM

bonsai1504 :rofl: good one sue! 09-08-2008, 05:37 PM

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cb977 :rofl: 09-09-2008, 03:42 PM

Royal Did you hear about the guy... 09-09-2008, 03:59 PM

cb977 :faint: 09-09-2008, 03:59 PM

Royal Hey Sue, What's brown, and... 09-09-2008, 04:00 PM

cb977 Royal, do I really want to... 09-09-2008, 04:02 PM

Royal A stick. :dumb: ... 09-09-2008, 04:03 PM

cb977 I'm gonna have to find a new... 09-09-2008, 04:04 PM

Dorothy How is this one >> :roll: ... 09-12-2008, 12:10 PM

Royal Des, I don't know what to... 09-12-2008, 12:36 PM

Des :biggrin: Well to be honest... 09-12-2008, 01:33 PM

cb977 LOL LOL LOL Des...great... 09-12-2008, 01:34 PM

Royal Des, you stinker! I could... 09-12-2008, 03:22 PM

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kavanaru My cat has been sick these... 09-15-2008, 01:25 PM

cb977 :rofl: 09-15-2008, 01:29 PM

Des :rofl: :rofl: Been there... 09-15-2008, 01:48 PM

Vanessa Children... Gotta love em! ... 09-15-2008, 04:08 PM

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kavanaru Sue, it indeed uses some... 09-21-2008, 03:10 AM

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cb977 The following was written by... 10-02-2008, 10:15 AM

kavanaru hhmm... and then, some people... 10-02-2008, 01:45 PM

sucuz [QUOTE=kavanaru;153170]hhmm...... 10-02-2008, 02:30 PM

Royal :crackup: 10-02-2008, 04:47 PM

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cb977 :rofl: 10-02-2008, 03:59 PM

Des Oh boy, what would we do... 10-02-2008, 06:44 PM

cb977 An ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION ... 10-05-2008, 01:13 PM

cb977 A sweet grandmother... 10-05-2008, 01:14 PM

flhiker :yikes::rofl: 10-05-2008, 07:08 PM

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camille1585 :rofl: :rofl: That's too... 10-07-2008, 06:45 PM

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cb977 How Do You Decide To Marry? ... 10-09-2008, 09:23 AM

Des Aren't kids precious I just... 10-09-2008, 10:03 AM

cb977 Awwwww...Mom could've come up... 10-09-2008, 10:09 AM

cb977 Blonde in a Boat ... 10-13-2008, 09:22 PM

cb977 Three women are about to be... 10-13-2008, 09:25 PM

Sandy4453 :rofl: :rofl:I LOVE IT:rofl:... 10-13-2008, 09:53 PM

Des Thanks Sue there is nothing... 10-14-2008, 03:29 AM

camille1585 :rofl: :rofl: That's one of... 10-14-2008, 06:11 AM

cb977 No offense to our seniors but... 10-18-2008, 11:19 AM

Des Oh dear ,not guilty of that... 10-18-2008, 11:49 AM

cb977 Des, you're just too... 10-18-2008, 12:04 PM

Des Sue Lol:rofl: 10-18-2008, 12:16 PM

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unhappykat Warm and Moist 10-22-2008, 01:47 PM

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unhappykat bumper sticker sayings 10-22-2008, 01:51 PM

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kavanaru Warning: dangerous Food!! 11-24-2008, 03:20 PM

cb977 :rofl: That's terrible but... 11-24-2008, 04:36 PM

masda Ha Ha Ha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 11-24-2008, 08:26 PM

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cb977 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That... 12-02-2008, 01:52 PM

cb977 Laura sent this to me in an... 12-06-2008, 09:38 PM

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Well, it seems we're on the mood for marriage jokes...

It’s been raining for days now and my wife seems very depressed by it.
She keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let her in.

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