what's brown and sticky? (everyone knows this one.)

Strange sewer slime?

no silly! why a stick of course!

Haha, I was joking around :)
Anyway, here's two with a similar style of answers:
What's small, white, and very fast?
What's small, black, and sweaty?

i shall guess :biggrin: for #1. a small white and very fast object. for#2. small black and sweaty things. am I close?

#1 is "rice stuck to a rocket"
And #2 is "an ant after exercise"

I wasn't prepared for any joke past the intelligence level of ape!

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hahaha

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hey what do old people smell like?

Today I'm wearing Tricorn by Caswell-Massey.

:rofl:

next joke:
helen keller walks into a bar...






and a table, and some chairs...