That's easy. It's opposite of the front side.

Since only Paphluvr took a chance, I'll give you the answer.

Ok, imagine you're travelling by car...suddenly you feel the need to alleviate your bladder.
You look around and there's no sign of a toillet.
So you think: "I think I'll stop and take a pee behind a tree.

Conclusion: the back side of a tree is the opposite side of the road.

😜

No one? Time to revive this thread! Ok, why did the mushroom go with the fungus to counseling? (Terrible pun btw)

Pray tell...

I liked this one...naughty but not dirty.:)

Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her organic vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her organic tomatoes to ripen.
Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red organic tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret.
"It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."
Desperate for the perfect organic garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.
Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check her progress.
"So," he asked, "any luck with your tomatoes?" "No," she replied excitedly... "but you should see the size of my cucumbers!"

oh my!:rofl:

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for... *morel support.*

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I heard a naughty one the other day: pet's are just like teeth. when more the one goes missing, people start asking questions!

When geese fly south for the winter, they form sort of a “V.” Though, one side of the “V” is usually longer than the other. Why?

I haven't a clue, but this'll be interesting for sure.

There are more geese on one side.