Vandas Are Like Mermaids

[Angurek]

Originally Posted by cneos

"They like the sun on their face, the wind in their hair and cooling waves lapping their fins" ...
This advice was given by S. Promarug, Siam Orchids, when I bought my first vanda and it hasn't failed. Will enjoy seeing what everyone's doing to make their vandas thrive, especially during winter months in New England.

Let me rephrase that (taking into account my experiences):

"Vandas are like bad girlfriends. They seduce you with their looks, lead you to think that they love you, and then decide that they aren't intrested in you anymore."

[cneos]

great re-phrase!!!