Wine Bottle Tutorial - Orchid Board

Pilot · #1 03-18-2013, 12:23 AM

First installment:

Find a large wine bottle, with or without original contents.

If wine is still in bottle, consume wine and enjoy. Wait for effects of wine to pass before moving on to the next step. This bottle is 1.5 liter.

greengarden · #2 03-18-2013, 12:30 AM

LOL Is there more to this tutorial or are we all just going to get drunk and slur about how much we love our orchids?

Ordphien · #3 03-18-2013, 12:34 AM

I'm hoping step two is "Repeat step one"

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Pilot · #4 03-18-2013, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greengarden

LOL Is there more to this tutorial or are we all just going to get drunk and slur about how much we love our orchids?

No there is more. But i literally have to finish off this wine first. Lol

AnonYMouse · #5 03-18-2013, 01:09 AM

And remember to save the corks! Use as a bolster or chop them up as a filler to your media.

greengarden · #6 03-18-2013, 01:35 AM

Do you still have corks over there? Most of our wine here comes with a screw top now.

Pilot · #7 03-18-2013, 02:04 AM

Greengarden, where are you that we are "over there"?

The cork is a plastic stopper....gross. I prefer real cork but its the bottle I'm after!

greengarden · #8 03-18-2013, 02:26 AM

Australia

It's rare even to see the plastic stoppers here anymore

AnonYMouse · #9 03-18-2013, 02:47 AM

Twist tops and plastic stoppers would eliminate chances of the wine "corking". Had that happen once.

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This is what happens when you leave us hanging like that. We amuse ourselves by going off on tangents!

greengarden · #10 03-18-2013, 02:49 AM

We are the country that invented the bladder for inside casks though so I like to think we are ahead of the game when it comes to matters of wine :P