A Joke for Orchid Whisperer, Cat People, & Whiskey Lovers
 

Saw this, and immediately thought of you and your tag line. Had to share. :biggrin:

No, I'm not a cat person or a whiskey lover, but I sure love a good joke.

Ha!

My dearly departed Giant Schnauzer Earthquake once drank a freshly prepared and very stiff Manhattan I left unguarded. When I returned he was chewing on the last ice cube. He was even happier than usual for the rest of the evening.

There is a Jokes sticky thread near the top of this Totally Off Topic forum, by the way.

They love messin' with us and I wouldn't want it to change. Cheers all!

Well, thanks ES... I think. I just spent waaaay too much time finding that joke thread and reading to page 10. Jokes are like orchids... extremely addictive. :biggrin:

WW, love the cartoon.

I have a dog now, no cat, but probably 50 of my 60 years have been around cats. They range from pretty respectful of plants, etc. to a.complete disregard for anything on a flat surface. 100% indoor cats are the worst offenders.

Now you're a more well-rounded person.