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Call_Me_Bob 02-23-2011 01:14 AM

how many hobbiests does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
a friend of mine from a fishkeeping forum posted this. it was so funny i just had to share!

How Many Hobbyists Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, just to add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

Making a total of 176 posts

PinkCloud 02-23-2011 04:03 AM

:rofl: HAHA! Funny.. and the terrible thing is I see myself in nearly all those comments. :blushing: I still have to try the "to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, just to add "Me too"" one though.. ;) hahah.

camille1585 02-23-2011 05:49 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Sounds exactly like some of the threads here.

RosieC 02-23-2011 09:10 AM

:rofl:

Daethen 02-23-2011 09:40 AM

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!

Anisa 02-23-2011 09:49 AM

Heheh.... You made my morning!

Call_Me_Bob 02-23-2011 11:36 AM

I know! it was great! i have seen soo many threads here and at TPT that are like that :D everytime i see one now, all i will do is laugh :) :rofl: :rofl:

i saw this at like 1:30 am last night. and i almost woke people up, it was hard to stay quiet!!!!!!!



lightbulb or light bulb????

FairyInTheFlowers 02-23-2011 01:05 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS HILARIOUS! (P.s. I am one of those people who mentally spell check everything I read!)

Amanda L 02-23-2011 08:24 PM

OMG!!! That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing and giving me a laugh!

Connie Star 02-23-2011 08:41 PM

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl:

Paul 02-23-2011 09:31 PM

Didn't someone post about this already? :evil: heh heh heh

Call_Me_Bob 02-23-2011 09:54 PM

not sure. but i did copy this from TPT. a friend of mine posted it there, and she found it on another sight. i just thought it was too funny not to share :D

someone better respond to the original post in about 6 months :P

FairyInTheFlowers 02-23-2011 11:23 PM

I have been tempted several times to reply to posts from 2009, but I refrained!

Call_Me_Bob 02-23-2011 11:38 PM

lol! same

johnblagg 02-24-2011 04:45 PM

well shoot I was guessing 432....but lol thats the number I always use when asked do you know how many.....?

Call_Me_Bob 02-24-2011 04:49 PM

i went through, and i have done 16 of those options!!!! bahahah

FairyInTheFlowers 02-24-2011 05:04 PM

(P.s. I may or may not be one of those forum lurkers who may or may not have commented on several ancient posts that may or may not have received new comments.)

Call_Me_Bob 02-24-2011 05:17 PM

i may or may-WHO AM I KIDDING? OF COURSE I HAVE BEEN THAT LURKER WHO POSTS A YEAR LATER!

johnblagg 02-24-2011 05:17 PM

hey I often read old posts looking for info and post to them hoping for a new opinion or new info ...and it helps

PinkCloud 02-24-2011 06:52 PM

Help-> its not lightbulb or light bulb!!! Its PSEUDO bulb... (or is it pseudobulb..hmm..) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Anisa 02-24-2011 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkCloud (Post 382548)
Help-> its not lightbulb or light bulb!!! Its PSEUDO bulb... (or is it pseudobulb..hmm..) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You all wrong! It is PB! :biggrin: :rofl: I know people in the industry. :rofl:

FairyInTheFlowers 02-24-2011 11:08 PM

Well I was in the industry for 25 years (though I am only 15?!?!), and it is p'bulb!

PinkCloud 02-25-2011 04:02 PM

HAHAHAH! :rofl:

alsorchids 02-25-2011 05:58 PM

I don't know where you could find better jokes. They are very funny and down right clever! AL

fishmommy 04-14-2011 06:28 AM

I guess we know which one I am....REVIVE

this is hilarious. I would like to add one

6 to post complaints that we need more supervision around here, to reign in this 'lighbulb changing' nonsense

Call_Me_Bob 04-14-2011 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmommy (Post 395268)
I guess we know which one I am....REVIVE

this is hilarious. I would like to add one

6 to post complaints that we need more supervision around here, to reign in this 'lighbulb changing' nonsense

:rofl: this is a great thread. Whoever came up with it was very clever. I wish I though it up, I just copied it from a different forum


You can call me Bob ;)

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