Candice, we will hold the home front for you while you are away.
As for the orchid problem and the 12 steps? bankruptcy is about the only known "cure" but even then, some patients relapse by starting out small with other less time consuming and less costly "house plants".
It is the notion that these harmless "house plants are not orchids so everything is fine" that leads the orchidoholic back to rehab or eventually back into ochidomania.
Orchidomania is the final stage of orchidoholism. Symptoms include financial distress and very little room for anything else in one's domicile than orchids and their related supplies. Those less afflicted have managed to manifest their uncontrolable urges into building separate climatically controlled housing for their disease.
I hope this helps. Good luck and God speed.