Well, I figured that since there was nobody to offer me an orchid, I might as well offer one to myself! Got a Miltoniopsis.
No idea what color it's going to be (other than there being some pink), I bought it based on root health only. Over here commerical growers have the nasty habit of planting the young plants in bark without removing the tight sphag beforehand, leaving a sphag core that retains way too much water. Result is root rot guaranteed even before they hit the shelves. I was hiding in a corner of the store pulling plants out of their pots until I found one that had SOME live roots. For 6€ I couldn't pass it up!
This is my last attempt to save one, I've killed 3 others. Maybe it'll o the S/H route once it's bloomed.
Pics to come when it's blooming!