Effects Of Orchid/Plant Addiction

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What effects of your orchid/plant addiction have you experienced? Share as many as you can
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Someone: You're ugly
Me:...
Someone: You have no friends
Me:...
Someone: Plants are boring and for girls
Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!
(I slapped someone because of the above in real life, but the "trigger" was not the same)
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So I was wondering how big the Corybas' pot is going to be when it arrives (The vendor always includes potting/mounts except specified) and I found a photo of him/her holding the pot and asked my parents to hold out their hand so I know how much space to make.
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I'm not interested in the fruit of the trees I have... Just space for mounting...
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What about yours?