Orchid trying to kill me!!!

[Skycat]

Guys, I don't know what happened, but my mini Phal has officially snapped. I thought it loved me, but then I woke up this morning to see this in my bed



My heart pounding, I took the little scissors away and put the orchid back in its spot.

Then I went to go brush my teeth, and on the sink...



Okay okay, you're not getting anywhere near my mouth!

I didn't have much of an appetite for breakfast at this point, but I figured, well, maybe something in my stomach will help with-



THANKS BUT NO I DON'T NEED ANY HELP CUTTING MY YOGURT

...

guys

my orchid has a gun



call the orchid police

before it's too late

[nikkik]

Ridiculously cute and creative! Bravo!!

Keep thinking out of the box like that and I predict a very bright future for you!

[WhiteRabbit]

Yikes!
I'd sleep with one eye open, if I were you!

[Leafmite]

Time to tie that little guy to a piece of wood so it can't get loose. Or, did you try that once and it wants revenge now?

[Laserbeak]

Its name is Audrey II and it needs fresh human blood, feed it.