Orchid trying to kill me!!!

[Skycat]

Guys, I don't know what happened, but my mini Phal has officially snapped. I thought it loved me, but then I woke up this morning to see this in my bed



My heart pounding, I took the little scissors away and put the orchid back in its spot.

Then I went to go brush my teeth, and on the sink...



Okay okay, you're not getting anywhere near my mouth!

I didn't have much of an appetite for breakfast at this point, but I figured, well, maybe something in my stomach will help with-



THANKS BUT NO I DON'T NEED ANY HELP CUTTING MY YOGURT

...

guys

my orchid has a gun



call the orchid police

before it's too late