Guess The Story Of The Flickr Follower

[epiphyte78]

Originally Posted by Polarizeme

"GET OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER RAY"

Haaaaah.

Ray spends too much time on the compy? Well...we know that he isn't using any of that time to share any of his orchid photos on flickr. And if his wife yelled at him to get off the computer...then he probably wasn't being very productive with his compy time. The fact that he's married kind of leads me to believe he's probably just a little too old to be playing WOW. So does he spend all that time looking at orchid photos on flickr? And his wife is certain that there are more productive things that he could be doing with his time? Like what?

I think the chances are pretty good that Ray has at least a few orchids...right? Maybe 70% chance? And if you grow orchids then chances are good that you've taken a few photos of them...right? Maybe 80% chance? But what percentage of people who take photos of their orchids actually share their orchid photos on the internet? Maybe 40%?

[Polarizeme]

More than likely he's been wasting time surfing orchid pr0n. His wife probably wants him to take out the trash... isn't that what wives want their husbands to do? But Ray, who has an orchid fetish is lost on the interwebs surfing orchid pr0n, instead of trying to make his wife happy by taking out the stinkin trash.

---------- Post added at 08:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:52 PM ----------

Oh and epi my friend, not to hurt your feelings or anything because I'm sure you have great pictures, but this guy is obsessed with the pr0ns, any free for view orchid pictures will do.