Murphy's law
Login
User Name
Password   


Registration is FREE. Click to become a member of OrchidBoard community
(You're NOT logged in)

menu menu

Sponsor
Donate Now
and become
Forum Supporter.

Murphy's law
Many perks!
<...more...>


Sponsor
 

Google


Fauna Top Sites
Register Murphy's law Members Murphy's law Murphy's law Today's PostsMurphy's law Murphy's law Murphy's law
LOG IN/REGISTER TO CLOSE THIS ADVERTISEMENT
Go Back   Orchid Board - Most Complete Orchid Forum on the web ! > >
Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 07-17-2013, 10:20 AM
nikkik nikkik is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
Posts: 1,700
Murphy's law Female
Default Murphy's law

So I just wanted to share a cute story about one of my former orchids. I had an orchid that had some suspicious markings on the leaves, the markings looked like pictures that I've seen on virused plants. I know to be sure you have to test and since I have too many plants to chance it I decided it would be best to get rid of the plant.

Now, I know you should always destroy a virused plant, but I haven't confirmed it and I didn't have the heart, so what did I do? I called my husband's grandma who loves orchids, but is notorious for killing NOID phals (death due to drowning) and explained the situation. Since she doesn't have any other orchids or many house plants, I thought she would be my best bet as a one-home-orchid-only caretaker. She was excited but I explained to her that it wasn't a phal, but an ascda and would need different care.

I took the plant over there the first week in June. I picked a good spot as far as lighting. I wrote down step by step care instructions then I answered all her questions (which there were a lot of, thought the hand written instructions would eliminate some questions, lol). I premixed fertilizer for her in a bottle and told her how often to feed. I told her if she follows my instructions it should bloom soon (even though the plant has been with me for 1 1/2 and it never bloomed, I wanted her to be excited about the prospect).

Since giving her the orchid, I have received weekly calls in regards to its care. Yesterday, I got a call and she asked me if the green things growing out between the leaves are ok?! After all my efforts and knowledge and creating what I thought were the perfect conditions, someone who doesnt really understand orchids blooms a vanda alliance plant in a month and a half. I give it away, it blooms; Murphy's law!
Reply With Quote
Post Thanks / Like - 2 Likes
Likes tucker85, Ferns Daddy liked this post
  #2  
Old 07-17-2013, 10:54 AM
tucker85 tucker85 is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Sep 2009
Zone: 10b
Location: Plantation, Florida
Age: 78
Posts: 5,994
Default

I feel your pain. I had a little cattleya for 3 years and it never had more than one flower on it. I eventually gave it to my ex-wife. She just put it out in her back yard. Occasionally watered it and never fertilized it. After 18 months at her house it bloomed with 13 flowers.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 07-17-2013, 04:35 PM
bellini girl bellini girl is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bajan living in BC, Canada
Posts: 2,742
Default

Sometimes you just have to "leave them alone, and they will come home, wagging their tails behind them "
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 07-17-2013, 09:18 PM
WhiteRabbit WhiteRabbit is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: May 2008
Zone: 9a
Location: Nor Cal
Posts: 26,634
Default

Figures, eh?
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 07-18-2013, 01:23 AM
Wild Orchid Wild Orchid is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: BC
Posts: 416
Murphy's law
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikkik View Post
So I just wanted to share a cute story about one of my former orchids. I had an orchid that had some suspicious markings on the leaves, the markings looked like pictures that I've seen on virused plants. I know to be sure you have to test and since I have too many plants to chance it I decided it would be best to get rid of the plant.

Now, I know you should always destroy a virused plant, but I haven't confirmed it and I didn't have the heart, so what did I do? I called my husband's grandma who loves orchids, but is notorious for killing NOID phals (death due to drowning) and explained the situation. Since she doesn't have any other orchids or many house plants, I thought she would be my best bet as a one-home-orchid-only caretaker. She was excited but I explained to her that it wasn't a phal, but an ascda and would need different care.

I took the plant over there the first week in June. I picked a good spot as far as lighting. I wrote down step by step care instructions then I answered all her questions (which there were a lot of, thought the hand written instructions would eliminate some questions, lol). I premixed fertilizer for her in a bottle and told her how often to feed. I told her if she follows my instructions it should bloom soon (even though the plant has been with me for 1 1/2 and it never bloomed, I wanted her to be excited about the prospect).

Since giving her the orchid, I have received weekly calls in regards to its care. Yesterday, I got a call and she asked me if the green things growing out between the leaves are ok?! After all my efforts and knowledge and creating what I thought were the perfect conditions, someone who doesnt really understand orchids blooms a vanda alliance plant in a month and a half. I give it away, it blooms; Murphy's law!
Yeah, you're so right!
I had a Phal that would not grow even a leaf for about a year. Then it finally bloomed but kind of weekly, a couple of flowers that didn't impress me. I lost heart and re-gifted it to an elderly neighbour who reported happily that the orchid got transferred to a "much bigger pot and been planted in soil" (even though I supplied some bark to lessen the shock.....)
I heard the plant has been blooming for months and developed lots of arial roots....

Go figure!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 07-18-2013, 01:18 PM
nikkik nikkik is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
Posts: 1,700
Murphy's law Female
Default

Thanks so much for all of your stories! Looks like we've all had some stubborn orchids!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 07-18-2013, 06:31 PM
nikkik nikkik is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
Posts: 1,700
Murphy's law Female
Default

So I just wanted to update everyone and let you know it's not 1 spike, but 2!!!
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 07-18-2013, 09:10 PM
WhiteRabbit WhiteRabbit is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: May 2008
Zone: 9a
Location: Nor Cal
Posts: 26,634
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikkik View Post
So I just wanted to update everyone and let you know it's not 1 spike, but 2!!!
Yay for Grandma! Maybe we all should send our non-bloomers to her!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 07-18-2013, 09:21 PM
nikkik nikkik is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
Posts: 1,700
Murphy's law Female
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRabbit View Post
Yay for Grandma! Maybe we all should send our non-bloomers to her!


Using her terms, I'm sure she'd be happy to get us all "stalks" on our orchids!
Reply With Quote
Post Thanks / Like - 1 Likes
Likes WhiteRabbit liked this post
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
care, instructions, orchids, plant, plants, law, murphys


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The joke thread Ross Off Topic - Totally 950 01-28-2022 12:27 PM

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:17 PM.

© 2007 OrchidBoard.com
Search Engine Optimisation provided by DragonByte SEO v2.0.37 (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Feedback Buttons provided by Advanced Post Thanks / Like (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.

Clubs vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.