LOL! Brilliant ones... Though for me it's Paph Bellatum that looks like a cancerous lung sample.
Interestingly I found a pic of a clone which apparently someone thought looked like a Dalmation (well, I guess the spelling was a mistake...). Except for the spots I don't think that looks anything like a Dalmation: they have much more elegant lines. If any dog it's a Basset.
Here's a picture of one of my phals I took the other day. It's actually one I found abandoned outside someone's house, and I've had a long wait to see what the flowers are like. From the amount of pigment on the leaves I had picked up it might be patterned, but it was still a surprise how patterened! Anyway, who can see a tiger?