In view of the fact that my nickname Hedge is short for hedgehog, I suppose I ought to be something spiky (like my cacti collection) but my kids say I'm a lizard so it would have to be something that likes warmth, and sunshine - although not too bright cos that makes me squint ( = wrinkles ....) Hmm. Nothing too humid. How about a Paphiopedilum 'Magic Lantern' - nice and pink so a bit girly too.