When you beat your precious kitty after he knocks 2 orchids in the floor.
When your friends say you need to go to meetings, because of how obsessed you are.
When you walk by a display of orchids at the store and whimper because you can't have any, because you made a VERY HASTY promise to your husband to not buy any more orchids for the WHOLE YEAR, just because you wanted that 'Baby Pink' dendrobium, even though you have 2 coming in the mail that week.
When you are thinking of ways to sneak orchids in the house and use your best friends address to have them delivered, because of the above mentioned promise.
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