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Old 11-25-2010, 07:07 PM
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i heard about this guy who went to shows and bought cattleyas. he would cut the blooms off and hand them out to the ladies, so the mrs wouldnt notice
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Old 11-30-2010, 04:38 PM
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if you find yourself explaining to your exasperated husband why the dishwasher is clogged with orchid media..

..note always wash off the orchid pots with the hose before you put them in the dishwasher.

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Old 11-30-2010, 07:51 PM
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You try to get to the OS meeting early so you can look over the vendor/speaker's plants, talk him into selling you his "sample" plant on the condition you leave it on his table so others can see it. Price? What's that?
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Old 12-01-2010, 02:30 AM
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i heard about this guy who went to shows and bought cattleyas. he would cut the blooms off and hand them out to the ladies, so the mrs wouldnt notice
i've heard this story too! this old guy love orchids so much. he go to the show sans the missus but bring the scissors in his pocket. then he does what maybe the rest of us did, sneak the plant into the greenhouse (for me would be my porch) then when the missus notice when it flowers he tell stories!
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Old 12-01-2010, 06:56 AM
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Hi our english speaking friends!

Finally,

the official opening of our fully complete English version of the worldwide Orchids Wiki Forum!

Orchids Wiki - English conversation


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Old 02-24-2011, 05:28 PM
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You might be an orchid addict when...

...You pee yourself laughing over "you might be an orchid addict when..." jokes

...A $350 order of orchids sound perfectly normal to you when everyone you know thinks you are off your rocker.

...You are already planning on another $350 order before you even receive the first one.

...You read 16 pages of "you might be an orchid addict when..." jokes in one sitting!

...You begin to hyperventilate when you find out there is a VERY small chance of going to an orchid greenhouse.

...You have secret plans to let your orchids take over the house.

...You buy another orchid to soothe the pain of loosing one.

...You would like to determine a house purchase based solely on the amount and direction of windows.

...You check your orchids a thousand times a day and are disappointed every time because there is not five kilometers of new growth.

...Orchid Board is the first thing you check in the morning, followed by your orchids

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...You revive an ancient post just to put some jokes on!

I have to admit I was laughing constant while reading this stuff!

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Old 02-24-2011, 05:34 PM
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You might be an orchid addict when...

...You pee yourself laughing over "you might be an orchid addict when..." jokes

...A $350 order of orchids sound perfectly normal to you when everyone you know thinks you are off your rocker.
A- i almost peed myself reading that comment!! ironic huh?

B- psh! off your rocker? by show of hands, who here was EVER ON THEIR ROCKER TO BEGIN WITH??!!

here is another one

... if you take pictures of a bid every 30 minutes
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Old 02-24-2011, 05:51 PM
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... if you take pictures of a bid every 30 minutes
My! Doesn't that one sound familiar!
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Old 02-24-2011, 05:56 PM
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bahahaha

i waited at least 5 minutes between the last two!
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Old 02-24-2011, 06:01 PM
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bahahaha

i waited at least 5 minutes between the last two!
A WHOLE FIVE MINUTES! Did you almost pass out from the lack of not taking a picture?
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