I have a system of both over attention and neglect, but somehow the thing bloomed. I chopped it half
, overwatered it often
, put it outside in temps from 30-100
degrees with long periods of ~25% humidity
, repotted several times into different media types
, and finally it bloomed after 12-18 months.
I tried to say it with emoticons.
The flowers would be even bigger, but they are curled backwards. I think they could be 6 inches or more in diameter if flattened out. But that would be wrong.