texas is sooo hot, in el paso they tore up all the grass at city hall to save water.
texas is so hot they are slaughtering cattle by the thousands bec they cant keep them watered.
texas is so hot 90 degrees is a cool breeze.
texas is so hot we take our summer vacation in HELL.
texas is so hot I saw a crawfish walk across the street and he was done by the time he got to the other side
texas is so hot I wonder why I stay here
texas is so hot, makes Chernobyl look like peppermint park
texas is so hot they can see the heat wave from the space station in outer space
texas is so hot baby birds peek out of their eggs and go back inside
texas is so hot I cant think of anything else