Three high school friends are in the men's room at their 10th reunion, lined up at the urinals. The first one finished his business, walked over to the sink and turned it on full blast. He puts a big glob of soap in his hand and thoroughly scrubs his hands under the running water. Then he grabbed a handful of paper towels and thoroughly dried his hands. He said to his friends "at MIT we learned the importance of cleanliness in high tech applications!". The second guy finished up, walked over to the sink and turned the water on a trickle, quickly rubbed his hands under it, turned it off and shook his hands dry. "At UC Berkeley, we learned the importance of conserving resources!". The third guy finished up, walked past the sink, opened the door and held it for his friends saying "At Penn State we learned to not pee on our hands".
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