The joke thread

[GreggC]

Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to spook the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife--she hasn't spoken to me in over two months."

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then, thoughtfully says, "You better think it over--women like that are hard to find."