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Ross The joke thread 06-21-2007, 12:54 PM

Tindomul Lol, took me a while to get... 06-21-2007, 01:02 PM

Djarum Black A pregnant Irish woman from... 06-21-2007, 03:34 PM

Ross Cool! My grandson knew that... 06-21-2007, 03:38 PM

dennis The Ant and the Grasshopper:... 06-21-2007, 06:07 PM

dennis Redneck "Book of Manners" ... 06-21-2007, 06:28 PM

Djarum Black ROFL, good ones Dennis! 06-21-2007, 06:33 PM

dennis new apple invention 06-21-2007, 06:46 PM

cb977 LMAO!!!!!!!!!! You're... 06-21-2007, 06:48 PM

dennis LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL... 06-21-2007, 06:49 PM

dreamwaves Wrong Number Man calls home.... 08-11-2010, 02:50 AM

Ross I should have thought Dennis... 06-21-2007, 07:05 PM

Gin LOLOL , I had a good laugh... 06-22-2007, 11:33 AM

Gin Special Bulletin from the... 06-22-2007, 11:49 AM

Ross :crackup: 06-22-2007, 04:24 PM

cb977 Gin, that last one was... 06-22-2007, 08:03 PM

Marco i threw out all my orchids 06-22-2007, 08:04 PM

cb977 A young farm couple, Homer... 06-22-2007, 08:08 PM

Dorothy MARCO! :yikes: Where is that... 06-22-2007, 08:09 PM

cb977 THE LAWYER A very... 06-22-2007, 08:14 PM

Dorothy We were dressed and ready to... 06-22-2007, 08:20 PM

cb977 :crackup: 06-22-2007, 08:23 PM

Dorothy I knew you'd like that one,... 06-22-2007, 08:30 PM

Ross I don't get it :scratchhead:... 06-22-2007, 08:59 PM

Charles Try not to laugh. Matt Damon... 06-23-2007, 05:18 PM

Ross I split my gut laughing! 06-23-2007, 05:34 PM

Dorothy I found this while looking on... 06-23-2007, 08:11 PM

Ross Alright, now we're medlin'... 06-23-2007, 08:17 PM

Dorothy You mean there isn't room on... 06-23-2007, 08:22 PM

Ross Thank you! I didn't think of... 06-23-2007, 08:24 PM

Gin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb,... 06-27-2007, 10:16 AM

flhiker A burglar broke into a house... 07-18-2007, 06:24 PM

Ross :crackup: 07-18-2007, 06:31 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 07-18-2007, 06:59 PM

Tindomul I have another one. There... 07-19-2007, 12:41 PM

cb977 This one was too good to pass... 07-19-2007, 02:05 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 07-19-2007, 02:08 PM

Gin A drunk is driving with his... 07-19-2007, 02:53 PM

cb977 :crackup: 07-19-2007, 03:05 PM

Pinkcat A woman discovers she had won... 07-20-2007, 02:29 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 07-20-2007, 03:08 PM

flhiker I liked the other version... 07-20-2007, 07:25 PM

flhiker An old Italian lived alone in... 07-21-2007, 02:17 PM

cb977 Way too funny! :crackup: 07-22-2007, 10:23 AM

Phyrex Dry ones 07-22-2007, 02:17 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 07-21-2007, 03:00 PM

Gin :banana: good one Dave ! ... 07-21-2007, 06:20 PM

dennis I apologize in advance to any... 07-22-2007, 10:07 AM

cb977 :coverlaugh: Lots of giggles... 07-22-2007, 03:13 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 07-22-2007, 05:17 PM

flhiker Subject: Eating right... 07-25-2007, 09:29 PM

Tindomul Thats too funny!! :lol: 07-26-2007, 09:47 AM

flhiker A filthy rich Floridian man... 07-26-2007, 10:54 PM

cb977 ROFL!!! Too funny, Dave... 07-27-2007, 08:05 AM

Djarum Black That one was really good! :D 07-27-2007, 03:41 PM

flhiker Four Worms and a Lesson ... 08-02-2007, 09:05 PM

puddin :crackup: 08-03-2007, 12:27 PM

flhiker They just finished the jury... 08-04-2007, 12:07 AM

flhiker Bubba Had Shingles. Those... 08-04-2007, 09:08 PM

Tindomul Lol!!! Thats soo funny! 08-06-2007, 03:21 PM

flhiker Sick Leave I needed a few... 08-15-2007, 07:05 PM

Tindomul LOL!! That is too funny. 08-16-2007, 11:37 AM

cb977 Dave...you must be a riot at... 08-15-2007, 09:07 PM

Dorothy :crackup: 08-16-2007, 08:24 PM

flhiker Subject: social worker ... 08-17-2007, 11:08 PM

cb977 LMAO!!! Hilarious!!! 08-18-2007, 08:07 AM

caseydoll I received this as a forward... 08-21-2007, 08:39 PM

CodiMN Sarah that was great!... 08-21-2007, 10:21 PM

flhiker Good one Sarah, My wife liked... 08-21-2007, 10:36 PM

puddin Where is this guy? He needs... 08-21-2007, 11:31 PM

flhiker >The Ventriloquist and the... 08-31-2007, 05:38 PM

caseydoll :crackup: I liked that one!... 08-31-2007, 05:53 PM

flhiker Afterlife A couple made... 09-01-2007, 09:49 PM

Dorothy :crackup: 09-01-2007, 11:52 PM

IdahoOrchid Just how cold will it be? 09-03-2007, 11:39 PM

Tindomul OMG that is too funny! 09-07-2007, 09:50 AM

flhiker Subject: Elderly Medical... 09-15-2007, 03:04 PM

Dorothy :crackup: 09-15-2007, 03:49 PM

shakkai :lol: 09-15-2007, 04:04 PM

cb977 :coverlaugh: Very funny... 09-15-2007, 05:05 PM

flhiker Football FINALLY makes... 10-10-2007, 10:23 PM

Tindomul :lol: 10-11-2007, 02:36 PM

Ross Now that's funny! 10-11-2007, 03:04 PM

cb977 AAADD- KNOW THE... 11-07-2007, 10:53 AM

Tindomul LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds... 11-07-2007, 01:16 PM

Dorothy I took my dad to the mall the... 11-08-2007, 12:04 PM

Ross I expect nothing less out of... 11-08-2007, 02:06 PM

puddin :crackup: OK, I'm a little... 11-08-2007, 04:41 PM

cb977 ROFL!!!!! :crackup: That's... 11-08-2007, 01:04 PM

Dorothy I am sure that story was true... 11-08-2007, 02:12 PM

Dorothy I got it from my sister - I... 11-08-2007, 06:20 PM

Jo Ann The first time I saw this I... 11-08-2007, 11:38 PM

Jerry Delaney Jim, a traveling salesman,... 11-09-2007, 01:02 AM

Tindomul Awww poor pig!! LOL! 11-09-2007, 01:58 PM

Tindomul JoAnn, thats baaaaaaad!!! ... 11-09-2007, 02:01 PM

Ross How 'bout: Hubby and I... 11-09-2007, 04:05 PM

IdahoOrchid A cabbie picks up a nun. ... 11-09-2007, 06:58 PM

cb977 :crackup: 11-09-2007, 07:03 PM

jim blanford Last night talked to my... 11-09-2007, 11:36 PM

cb977 :coverlaugh: 11-10-2007, 09:53 AM

GreggC Little Johnny 11-19-2007, 09:02 AM

flhiker Now you did it. 11-20-2007, 02:26 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: 11-20-2007, 02:59 PM

camille1585 A woman and a man are... 11-20-2007, 05:37 PM

CodiMN Ooo! SNEAKY! :nod: But... 11-21-2007, 12:02 AM

cb977 :coverlaugh: 11-21-2007, 07:55 AM

IdahoOrchid Renee's comment was, "Women... 11-21-2007, 08:57 AM

GreggC Amen 11-21-2007, 09:28 AM

GreggC An accident 11-21-2007, 11:06 AM

Tindomul OMG, thats soo mean! LOL!!!! 11-21-2007, 11:12 AM

GreggC My jokes are never intended 11-21-2007, 11:19 AM

cb977 :crackup: That's too funny,... 11-21-2007, 11:56 AM

GreggC Blonde Jokes 11-21-2007, 03:49 PM

Ross Obviously we're having fun... 11-21-2007, 04:33 PM

puddin There is one joke I have to... 11-21-2007, 05:58 PM

cb977 :crackup: 11-21-2007, 06:03 PM

snow i can,t stop laughing you... 11-21-2007, 08:07 PM

IdahoOrchid In line at Wal Mart 11-21-2007, 09:04 PM

cb977 LMAO!!!!!!!! Priceless :D 11-21-2007, 09:15 PM

GreggC I see we have more than one... 11-21-2007, 10:19 PM

flhiker 1. How Do You Catch a Unique... 11-21-2007, 10:41 PM

puddin Some made me smile. Most... 11-22-2007, 12:54 AM

GreggC More Blonde Jokes 11-22-2007, 06:57 AM

IdahoOrchid OK, a few more quickies 11-27-2007, 08:55 PM

IdahoOrchid "Out of Office" Automatic... 12-01-2007, 09:23 AM

GreggC Very funny 12-01-2007, 09:26 AM

cb977 Thanks for my first chuckle... 11-22-2007, 07:44 AM

GreggC It's all in fun 11-22-2007, 08:45 AM

snow a man walks into a... 11-22-2007, 11:36 PM

snow oops i hope that does not... 11-22-2007, 11:36 PM

IdahoOrchid Only if he hasn't... 11-22-2007, 11:49 PM

camille1585 Belgian jokes from France 11-23-2007, 12:38 PM

cb977 A soda can slot machine!... 11-23-2007, 02:05 PM

IdahoOrchid The translation is just fine... 11-23-2007, 05:39 PM

GreggC Patty is visiting her father 11-23-2007, 07:38 PM

Dorothy :yikes: :coverlaugh: 11-23-2007, 08:04 PM

Bolero I can't get over the Aussie... 11-23-2007, 08:47 PM

flhiker A man calls home to his wife... 11-23-2007, 09:58 PM

Dorothy :coverlaugh: SNAG! Good... 11-23-2007, 10:03 PM

camille1585 :coverlaugh: That's a good... 11-24-2007, 03:50 PM

GreggC Harold was sitting in his 11-24-2007, 05:38 PM

cb977 ROFL!!! 11-24-2007, 05:50 PM

CodiMN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE! 11-24-2007, 07:52 PM

IdahoOrchid Sorry for the caps, I did not... 11-27-2007, 05:40 PM

cb977 ROFL!!! :crackup: 11-27-2007, 06:12 PM

cb977 LOL...I don't know which one... 11-27-2007, 09:21 PM

CodiMN I'm lovin these...where's my... 12-01-2007, 05:22 PM

cb977 Lovin #5! 4, 6, 7 and 8... 12-01-2007, 08:30 PM

Tindomul Well, I like number 6 because... 12-02-2007, 02:22 PM

snow a poem the... 12-03-2007, 12:20 AM

CodiMN ?? :scratchhead: ?? I... 12-04-2007, 08:44 PM

GreggC Sorry, it went right over my... 12-05-2007, 05:36 AM

jim blanford Three women, two younger, and... 12-05-2007, 04:27 PM

Graehstone Two Nuns are riding their... 12-05-2007, 04:53 PM

Graehstone " You Know You're In... 12-05-2007, 04:56 PM

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cb977 :crackup: Those are FUNNY!!! 12-05-2007, 05:04 PM

flhiker Age old question answered!!! 12-05-2007, 07:02 PM

puddin :crackup: 12-05-2007, 09:32 PM

cb977 ROFL!!! I love that first... 12-05-2007, 09:59 PM

flhiker Wisdom of Larry the Cable... 12-06-2007, 12:27 AM

cb977 Git 'er done! :coverlaugh: 12-06-2007, 07:56 AM

shakkai Dear Tide: I am writing... 12-06-2007, 06:19 AM

GreggC The Wisdom Of Larry The Cable... 12-06-2007, 07:20 AM

Tindomul I really like 7,9,14, & 17,... 12-06-2007, 09:51 AM

Graehstone Application for Permission to... 12-06-2007, 10:35 AM

Tindomul This application will be... 12-06-2007, 11:50 AM

snow two canibals walk into a... 12-09-2007, 01:23 AM

flhiker :waving 12-10-2007, 09:50 PM

cb977 :rofl: Love it!!! 12-10-2007, 10:10 PM

IdahoOrchid :hmm:scratchhead: 12-10-2007, 10:43 PM

cb977 Ummm...Steve... :scratchhead: 12-10-2007, 10:50 PM

IdahoOrchid Thoughts of killing someone... 12-11-2007, 07:55 AM

flhiker Lighten up! Its just a... 12-11-2007, 09:18 AM

cb977 LOL...the majority of women... 12-11-2007, 09:30 AM

puddin That is very true. I would... 12-11-2007, 09:52 AM

Graehstone Puns to ponder ... 1. Two... 12-11-2007, 11:16 AM

GreggC OMG! 12-11-2007, 11:36 AM

cb977 :crackup: :rofl: :crackup: 12-11-2007, 01:58 PM

snow i think people that don,t... 12-11-2007, 10:34 PM

Tindomul NO more comments on this... 12-12-2007, 10:48 AM

GreggC Smart Rednecks 12-12-2007, 03:34 PM

GreggC New Years Oath/ Prayer 12-12-2007, 03:38 PM

GreggC Grandma's surprise 12-12-2007, 03:45 PM

Jo Ann LOL...:rofl:...:crackup:...Hey... 12-13-2007, 08:27 PM

Tindomul Aiiy, those are too funny! 12-12-2007, 03:43 PM

Ross Thank you Tindo. I originally... 12-12-2007, 04:50 PM

shakkai A woman decides to go on a... 12-13-2007, 05:27 PM

cb977 :crackup: 12-13-2007, 07:55 PM

flhiker :rofl: 12-13-2007, 08:28 PM

Ross A winter statistic 98% of... 12-14-2007, 01:01 PM

GreggC Actually, I have some more... 12-14-2007, 08:50 PM

Jo Ann LOL…that brings back such... 12-14-2007, 11:42 PM

GreggC Two Rednecks 12-15-2007, 06:23 AM

Tindomul One very poor man tells his... 12-17-2007, 10:45 AM

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cb977 That was a good one!... 12-17-2007, 11:13 AM

GreggC OMG 12-17-2007, 12:46 PM

Jo Ann Today my co-worker at work... 12-17-2007, 10:47 PM

GreggC IIRC, it is about the same as... 12-18-2007, 12:22 AM

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Ludisia :rofl: :rofl: 12-20-2007, 03:13 AM

GreggC Wine vs. Water 12-20-2007, 03:00 PM

Dorothy :yikes: Now, where did I put... 12-20-2007, 04:10 PM

Jo Ann "THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN,... 12-22-2007, 10:47 PM

Dorothy :lol: I dread to think how... 12-22-2007, 11:40 PM

Jo Ann Sorry Dorothy, I decided... 12-23-2007, 09:09 AM

Ludisia Why there wasn't any finns in... 12-28-2007, 03:26 AM

Ludisia You Know You've Been In... 12-28-2007, 04:24 AM

Graehstone The difference between Men... 12-29-2007, 03:25 PM

flhiker Last year at Thanksgiving, my... 12-27-2007, 08:38 PM

kavanaru :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:... 12-29-2007, 03:59 PM

Dorothy You did fine, Jo Ann ... my... 12-27-2007, 09:44 PM

flhiker A guy walks into a bar, sits... 12-31-2007, 03:44 PM

Dorothy :rofl: I wonder how a blonde... 01-01-2008, 11:11 AM

flhiker Good one D. 01-01-2008, 11:42 AM

flhiker John the farmer was in the... 01-02-2008, 02:25 PM

Graehstone They were together in the... 01-02-2008, 04:08 PM

flhiker http://img.photobucket.com/alb... 01-02-2008, 05:07 PM

flhiker Wanda's dishwasher quit... 01-02-2008, 05:20 PM

cb977 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:... 01-03-2008, 11:09 PM

flhiker Once there was a little boy... 01-03-2008, 10:54 PM

cb977 :crackup: Two hilarious ones... 01-03-2008, 11:10 PM

flhiker A man owned a small farm in... 01-11-2008, 08:41 PM

CodiMN :rofl: I liked that one! 01-11-2008, 10:09 PM

GreggC LOL!! 01-11-2008, 11:07 PM

Jo Ann Good-One Dave....:biggrin: 01-12-2008, 09:13 PM

flhiker A man feared his wife wasn't... 01-12-2008, 09:43 PM

cb977 :clap: Priceless :clap: 01-12-2008, 09:55 PM

GreggC Huh? 01-12-2008, 10:31 PM

CodiMN Too funny! 01-13-2008, 03:39 PM

flhiker I was told this story by a... 01-15-2008, 10:23 PM

CodiMN :rofl: 01-15-2008, 10:37 PM

kavanaru :biggrin: Joan, who was a... 01-16-2008, 03:01 AM

CodiMN Ha ha! :biggrin: 01-16-2008, 10:47 PM

Dorothy :yikes: :coverlaugh: 01-16-2008, 06:23 AM

shakkai I'll second that! I bet the... 01-16-2008, 07:06 AM

Djarum Black HAHAHHA OMG! I got a good... 01-16-2008, 09:48 AM

kavanaru You just gotta love "Miss... 01-16-2008, 02:25 PM

puddin Heard this at a show I went... 01-16-2008, 04:29 PM

flhiker A little estate planning. ... 01-17-2008, 03:57 PM

shakkai Dave, that's a great one! 01-18-2008, 01:09 PM

shakkai ADULT: A person who has... 01-18-2008, 01:10 PM

GreggC I'm not old 01-18-2008, 04:32 PM

GreggC Bumper stickers you'd like to... 01-18-2008, 04:48 PM

GreggC They have finally released... 01-18-2008, 04:51 PM

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CodiMN :lol: GreggC, those are a... 01-18-2008, 08:26 PM

GreggC 60+ Jokes 01-19-2008, 08:57 PM

Jo Ann Gregg I believe you are a... 01-19-2008, 10:13 PM

GreggC Murphy's Lesser Known Laws 01-21-2008, 11:00 PM

Tindomul That last one is scary! LoL 01-22-2008, 09:39 AM

GreggC Yup 01-22-2008, 09:54 AM

GreggC Just another dumb blonde joke 01-23-2008, 02:15 PM

Des Lotsa power failures here in... 01-23-2008, 03:56 PM

GreggC Here you go again 01-23-2008, 05:36 PM

GreggC Southern Humor 01-23-2008, 08:03 PM

flhiker Here's one for Ross 01-29-2008, 01:56 PM

GreggC OMG! 01-29-2008, 02:31 PM

Ross "Here's one for Ross" One... 01-29-2008, 03:13 PM

Dorothy Ahoya hoya ... :coverlaugh: 01-29-2008, 03:13 PM

GreggC Ah, yes, Tater Salad!! 01-29-2008, 03:31 PM

flhiker Yea Jeff Dunham has some... 01-29-2008, 06:53 PM

GreggC You mean Walter. I saw him... 01-29-2008, 08:35 PM

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puddin :rofl: :crackup: I love the... 01-30-2008, 07:57 PM

Jo Ann Gott Beer?... 01-31-2008, 01:05 AM

Jo Ann College Rules On the first... 01-31-2008, 01:07 AM

Tindomul OMG thats too funny. Someone... 01-31-2008, 10:27 AM

GreggC Especially a college student 01-31-2008, 02:44 PM

GreggC Rednecks are good at... 02-01-2008, 05:13 PM

cb977 MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD" ... 02-02-2008, 01:22 PM

GreggC LOL!! Saw that one somewhere... 02-02-2008, 01:25 PM

cb977 The trucker and the blonde ... 02-02-2008, 01:27 PM

GreggC Ah, yes, the old salt truck!! 02-02-2008, 01:28 PM

cb977 With all the snow talk on OB... 02-02-2008, 01:30 PM

Ross Idon't care who you are! That... 02-02-2008, 01:42 PM

cb977 Blonde's Year in Review ... 02-02-2008, 01:42 PM

camille1585 You will not believe it, I... 02-02-2008, 01:45 PM

cb977 Great minds, Camille... 02-02-2008, 01:48 PM

GreggC There are so many blonde... 02-03-2008, 09:56 AM

GreggC The blonde gets even 02-03-2008, 10:25 AM

GreggC A blonde goes horseback riding 02-03-2008, 10:35 AM

cb977 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 02-03-2008, 12:21 PM

camille1585 :rofl: :crackup: :rofl: Too... 02-03-2008, 03:57 PM

cb977 Camille, you're killin' me!!!... 02-03-2008, 06:02 PM

cb977 Three Mischievous Grandmas ... 02-03-2008, 06:02 PM

GreggC Cussing 02-03-2008, 08:02 PM

GreggC A skeleton goes into a bar 02-17-2008, 07:16 PM

Jo Ann I'll be thinking of that when... 02-18-2008, 12:28 AM

GreggC How to identify where a... 02-19-2008, 02:51 PM

GreggC The Vet Bill 02-19-2008, 03:12 PM

kavanaru you missed: Both hands on... 02-19-2008, 02:59 PM

kavanaru YouTube - Lego Darth Vader... 02-19-2008, 03:05 PM

Des Now that was funny !!! Now... 02-19-2008, 03:53 PM

Des Hows this for an old old Joke... 02-19-2008, 04:30 PM

Dorothy With age comes wisdom 02-20-2008, 07:49 AM

Dorothy Two little old ladies were... 02-20-2008, 10:20 AM

GreggC I almost posted that 02-20-2008, 10:22 AM

GreggC At about 3 a.m., I was drunk 02-20-2008, 11:34 AM

Dorothy :rofl: 02-20-2008, 12:04 PM

GreggC West Virginia Vasectomy 02-21-2008, 09:57 AM

kavanaru :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ... 02-21-2008, 01:31 PM

GreggC I finally broke down yesterday 02-22-2008, 11:32 AM

GreggC Why Rednecks Can't Be... 02-22-2008, 11:39 AM

Des I'm traveling from... 02-22-2008, 01:07 PM

Dorothy :rofl: They all have me... 02-22-2008, 01:15 PM

GreggC Chili Contest 02-22-2008, 02:15 PM

GreggC Seven Degrees of a Blonde 02-22-2008, 09:40 PM

Jo Ann The older I get the more like... 03-08-2008, 11:14 PM

Des What is the difference ... 03-09-2008, 03:59 AM

cb977 LOGIC Two blondes living... 03-11-2008, 09:03 PM

Dorothy :rofl: 03-11-2008, 09:26 PM

GreggC How it all began 03-11-2008, 10:07 PM

caseydoll :crackup: That's a good one... 03-12-2008, 06:05 PM

GreggC Nuns And Beer 03-13-2008, 03:43 PM

Tindomul LOL! 03-13-2008, 05:19 PM

GreggC A three 03-18-2008, 07:05 PM

cb977 Well done, Gregg! :rofl: 03-18-2008, 08:37 PM

cowboy51278 Ive had a pretty terrible... 03-19-2008, 07:26 PM

Dorothy :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 03-19-2008, 07:38 PM

caseydoll OMG i'm in tears and my... 03-19-2008, 07:57 PM

cb977 Oh...what visuals! :yikes: ... 03-19-2008, 08:04 PM

Des I hav'nt laughed so much in... 03-20-2008, 02:40 PM

GreggC It is pretty funny 03-20-2008, 03:00 PM

CodiMN :rofl: Wow! Talk about an... 03-20-2008, 05:55 PM

masda Nothing unusual about... 03-20-2008, 10:52 PM

Dorothy :yikes: Oh my! 03-21-2008, 02:49 AM

cowboy51278 :shock: T M I 03-21-2008, 08:46 AM

GreggC Jennie, the sweet little... 03-21-2008, 12:35 PM

cb977 >> The Baptist Dog >> >>... 03-23-2008, 06:56 PM

kavanaru BELIEVE it or not , These... 03-25-2008, 03:26 PM

GreggC One of America's Dumbest... 03-25-2008, 03:41 PM

shakkai Totally irrelevant facts... 03-25-2008, 03:53 PM

GreggC Top 10 Dumbest Criminals 03-25-2008, 04:51 PM

Ross How come most are in... 03-26-2008, 07:19 PM

kavanaru Kids are quick! 03-27-2008, 02:05 AM

kavanaru the guys from BBC... check... 04-02-2008, 02:00 PM

CodiMN lol Lovely! Reminds me of... 04-02-2008, 09:02 PM

GreggC LOL!! I remember that!! 04-02-2008, 09:40 PM

kavanaru Public Opinion Poll :) 04-10-2008, 02:40 PM

cb977 A doctor at an insane asylum... 04-14-2008, 05:05 PM

CodiMN :rofl: Good one Sue! 04-14-2008, 08:20 PM

kavanaru YouTube - Self Image... 04-15-2008, 02:49 PM

cb977 That was so cute!!!... 04-15-2008, 03:17 PM

Ross I'm still trying to figure... 04-15-2008, 03:30 PM

kavanaru Ross, on the video's window,... 04-15-2008, 03:32 PM

kavanaru THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER... 05-01-2008, 09:40 AM

kavanaru Three Italian nuns die and go... 05-01-2008, 09:43 AM

GreggC I would laugh, but I have... 05-01-2008, 01:45 PM

cb977 :rofl: Hell...here I come!!! ... 05-01-2008, 02:23 PM

kavanaru You just gotta love "Miss... 05-01-2008, 09:46 AM

cb977 Cleaning Poem I asked the... 05-01-2008, 08:17 PM

Dorothy :rofl: A real absorbing site... 05-01-2008, 09:12 PM

cb977 My thoughts exactly! :dance13: 05-01-2008, 09:36 PM

kavanaru Think before you speak... 05-07-2008, 02:17 PM

cb977 :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: 05-07-2008, 03:21 PM

susiep :rofl: Ramon! Those were... 05-07-2008, 03:45 PM

Des That is the best laugh 05-07-2008, 04:07 PM

shakkai Relationships : One day, a... 05-09-2008, 05:36 PM

narferman A good one 05-27-2008, 09:52 AM

Dorothy :rofl: 05-27-2008, 12:54 PM

cb977 Morris and his wife Esther... 05-30-2008, 10:12 AM

GreggC Check this one out 05-31-2008, 12:24 AM

cb977 The Pregnant Blonde The... 06-14-2008, 09:11 AM

kavanaru :rofl: :bowing 06-14-2008, 09:14 AM

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Des Susanne that is so... 07-06-2008, 04:49 PM

cb977 I'm glad you're all enjoying... 07-06-2008, 04:55 PM

cb977 Too funny! :rofl: ... 07-09-2008, 12:02 PM

cb977 A contestant on 'Who Wants to... 07-09-2008, 12:18 PM

Des What did the bus conductor... 07-09-2008, 12:35 PM

cb977 :crackup: Too funny, Des :D 07-09-2008, 12:51 PM

Des ? sorry something went wrong 07-09-2008, 02:22 PM

cb977 An elderly couple were... 07-11-2008, 09:26 AM

kavanaru Today, my work colleagues... 07-14-2008, 04:10 PM

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flhiker My wife and I were sitting at... 07-19-2008, 10:02 AM

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cb977 The doctor said, 'Tom, the... 07-19-2008, 12:10 PM

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cb977 :rofl: Don't know why but... 07-31-2008, 04:42 PM

shakkai Too funny!! Great ones,... 07-31-2008, 06:37 PM

kavanaru to compensate with Dave's... 07-31-2008, 06:47 PM

flhiker Play This Tic Tac Toe Game... 07-31-2008, 09:19 PM

susiep Dave! 07-31-2008, 11:17 PM

flhiker Yes! 07-31-2008, 11:54 PM

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cb977 The maid asked for a pay... 08-04-2008, 08:58 AM

flhiker Gotta love this! Laughed so... 08-04-2008, 11:01 AM

cb977 Too funny Dave! :rofl: My... 08-04-2008, 11:11 AM

flhiker Your husband must have a... 08-04-2008, 11:15 AM

cb977 LOL...believe me, we BOTH do!... 08-04-2008, 11:17 AM

cb977 Keep that in mind when you... 08-05-2008, 11:50 AM

Des That is an interesting cross... 08-05-2008, 12:54 PM

cb977 LOL or put it on ebay... ... 08-05-2008, 12:57 PM

Dorothy Too funny :coverlaugh: Even... 08-05-2008, 01:23 PM

Des Dorothy, what do all the... 08-05-2008, 02:08 PM

JennS I love it! The rare... 08-05-2008, 03:09 PM

Dorothy As not to hijack this thread... 08-05-2008, 05:14 PM

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cb977 :rofl: Royal, you just kill... 09-01-2008, 10:05 AM

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camille1585 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:... 09-15-2008, 01:49 PM

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Dorothy :yikes: :rofl: 09-02-2008, 07:06 PM

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masda :rofl: Nice one 09-03-2008, 03:43 PM

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kavanaru me neither... I stopped... 09-03-2008, 04:55 PM

cb977 The family wheeled Grandma... 09-08-2008, 02:55 PM

Dorothy :rofl: 09-08-2008, 03:05 PM

bonsai1504 :rofl: good one sue! 09-08-2008, 05:37 PM

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cb977 :rofl: 09-09-2008, 03:42 PM

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cb977 :faint: 09-09-2008, 03:59 PM

Royal Hey Sue, What's brown, and... 09-09-2008, 04:00 PM

cb977 Royal, do I really want to... 09-09-2008, 04:02 PM

Royal A stick. :dumb: ... 09-09-2008, 04:03 PM

cb977 I'm gonna have to find a new... 09-09-2008, 04:04 PM

Dorothy How is this one >> :roll: ... 09-12-2008, 12:10 PM

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Des :biggrin: Well to be honest... 09-12-2008, 01:33 PM

cb977 LOL LOL LOL Des...great... 09-12-2008, 01:34 PM

Royal Des, you stinker! I could... 09-12-2008, 03:22 PM

masda Stay under the tree for a... 09-12-2008, 03:35 PM

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cb977 :rofl: 09-15-2008, 01:29 PM

Des :rofl: :rofl: Been there... 09-15-2008, 01:48 PM

Vanessa Children... Gotta love em! ... 09-15-2008, 04:08 PM

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cb977 The following was written by... 10-02-2008, 10:15 AM

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sucuz [QUOTE=kavanaru;153170]hhmm...... 10-02-2008, 02:30 PM

Royal :crackup: 10-02-2008, 04:47 PM

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cb977 :rofl: 10-02-2008, 03:59 PM

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flhiker :yikes::rofl: 10-05-2008, 07:08 PM

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cb977 Laura sent this to me in an... 12-06-2008, 09:38 PM

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Des

Senior Member

Join Date: Nov 2007

Member of:Eastern Province Orchid Society

Location: Port Elizabeth

Age: 77

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorothy

Been there, Al ..
No Thank you very much!
Perhaps you would want to go for a cup of coffee

Dorothy ,can I take you up on that offer for coffee, I promise to leave my Nurse and walker at the at home

11-06-2009, 09:17 AM

Dorothy

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Join Date: Apr 2007

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Des

Dorothy ,can I take you up on that offer for coffee, I promise to leave my Nurse and walker at the at home

Wow Des, you just made it

Do they have any Starbucks in SA?

Dat's right I'm back

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