The joke thread

[Des]

Little Johnny says to his mom
"Mommy why did Daddy leave "
"We have separated my son, one day when you are older you will understand" his mother tells him.
Driving her son to school the next morning little Johnny is looking at his Moms driving license and says "Mom I know why Dad left"
"Oh and why might that be " she says.
" Because you got an F for sex " he says.

[masda]

How real is that.

[kavanaru]

Originally Posted by Des

Little Johnny says to his mom
"Mommy why did Daddy leave "
"We have separated my son, one day when you are older you will understand" his mother tells him.
Driving her son to school the next morning little Johnny is looking at his Moms driving license and says "Mom I know why Dad left"
"Oh and why might that be " she says.
" Because you got an F for sex " he says.

Kids are those little monsters that always say the truth, when you less expect it...

[cb977]

The following was written by children,
no corrections have been made.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire by night.

The Egyptians were drowned in the desert.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.

Solomon, one of David's sons had 300 wives and 300 porcupines.

It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

The people who followed the Lord were called the twelve decibels.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

St Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

A Christian should only have one spouse. This is called monotony.

[Des]

Very good Reminds me of that radio show ,was it Art Linkletter? , the guy who interviewed kids on his show.

[kavanaru]

Originally Posted by cb977

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

hhmm... and then, some people still think the man has teh lead of the house...

Originally Posted by cb977

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of geritol.

all of a sudden GlaxoSmithKline appeared in scene, bought the patent and send everybody else to H...

Originally Posted by cb977

Solomon, one of David's sons had 300 wives and 300 porcupines.

what exactly was he referring to with porcupines?

Originally Posted by cb977

A Christian should only have one spouse. This is called monotony.

somehow... seems to be right...

[sucuz]

[QUOTE=kavanaru;153170]hhmm...

what exactly was he referring to with porcupines?


With 300 concubines, things might get a bit prickly at times. He probably had to walk cautiously on more than one occasion.

[cb977]

[Royal]

Originally Posted by sucuz

With 300 concubines, things might get a bit prickly at times. He probably had to walk cautiously on more than one occasion.

[Des]

Oh boy, what would we do without humor in our lives , especially during these difficult times!