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01-29-2008, 04:31 PM
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Ah, yes, Tater Salad!!
When he and the rest of the Redneck Comedy Tour first got together, it was pretty funny, but those jokes get kind of old. JMO. The one I get a kick out of lately is Jeff Dunham. The routine he does with the puppets is hilarious.  |
01-29-2008, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GreggC
When he and the rest of the Redneck Comedy Tour first got together, it was pretty funny, but those jokes get kind of old. JMO. The one I get a kick out of lately is Jeff Dunham. The routine he does with the puppets is hilarious. |
Yea Jeff Dunham has some great fresh routines but he has been around for years I first saw him on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. He had the Old Guy puppet |
01-29-2008, 09:35 PM
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You mean Walter. I saw him again recently with some new
puppets. |
01-29-2008, 09:39 PM
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I am sure all the school teachers will appreciate this
Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!" Deep Breath. "What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!" and so it does....
"African Elephant."
Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it wonderful?
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01-30-2008, 02:59 PM
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Not exactly a joke, but I had to laugh so much with this 
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01-30-2008, 03:43 PM
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01-30-2008, 08:57 PM
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I love the one with the cats. I have 3, and I can see them doing that! |
01-31-2008, 02:05 AM
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Gott Beer?...
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01-31-2008, 02:07 AM
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College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”
Then one of the students asked, “How much for a season pass?”
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01-31-2008, 11:27 AM
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OMG thats too funny. Someone probably would say that.
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