05-09-2010, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Zone: 9a
Location: Spring Hill, FL
Posts: 17,222
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nenella
Yes Happy Mothers Day!!
I'd like to share the following sent to me with all you mums.
"GONNA BE A BEAR
In this life I’m a woman.
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while
You’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mamma bear, Everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear! "
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