Maybe Hector would be interested in having it for his educational jungle?
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I understand how you feel about this plant! I've had my Max ten for nearly 10 years, and it's grown into a massive space hog. Luckily I have tons of south facing windows so sunny real estate is not at a premium at my place. And for now I love it to much to be overly bothered by the space it takes up. (Though I breath a sign of relief in the summer, when I can finally kick it outside!)