Confessions from California

[Josi]

I have forced my SO to watch orchid youtube videos despite protests of "I don't understand what they are talking about".

I sent my mom to a show I couldn't attend with a list where she was accosted by the local society and according to her, "they talked my ear off".

I have violated self imposed no-buy times so often no one believes me anymore.

Children I have regular contact with know what an "epiphyte" is.

I retell orchid facts to friends and family when it is likely they didn't understand me the first time and have likely forgotten.

I have contacted my SO at work to bid on an orchid whose auction is ending soon.

I make people smell my orchids.

Nice to meet you all and tell me your confessions!