Hello from a house plant serial killer

[ninny]

My name is Channing and I am a house plant serial killer. I can not keep them alive regardless of where I get them or what they are. I would love to have one plant that loves me. I have a 55 gallon tank that houses two fish. I am wanting to change it to a terruim with live plants and some kind of critter (frogs or geckos something) and two small ponds for little fish. Critters and fish love me. Plants yeah right. The joke is they see me and drop died rather then suffer at my house. I got interested in orchids when I started looking at dart frogs. Then I saw this beyond funny looking plant and found out it's called Orchis italica - Naked Man Orchid, Italian Orchid. I really want one!! But I can't find it. And even if I did it would just die. So is there a forgiving orchid out there?