I am very dissapointed as I don't see why you consider it obsene. I came in here looking for a show and got nada. LOL. No really, I don't see it.
I do see a pouch, again, probably a Cyp of some sort.
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We must not buy their fruits:
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Their hungry thirsty roots?"
lol Oh I'd say thats pretty obscene!! lolol My first thought though was a bulbo of some sort. Seems too small for one of the Paph alliance. Just my 2 cents though.
I have seen lots of these in the wild... one of the few slippers that can grow in Canada. Last summer i went tree planting and they were all over the place. It is a slipper and the leaves are as delicate as the flower (i didnt mean hat in a dirty way lol) i believe its a Cypripedium acaule or pink lady slipper. Your wife was right. I tried digging one up to take back to camp with me, i even made a pot out of duct tape (I'm not kidding) but someone stepped on it at our camp