if it is a miniature: Nan NOID
if you are sure it is Oncididium: Carci NOID
if it looks like Brassia: Arach NOID
and if it is that stupid orchid you got once and refuses to bloom no matter what you do: Creti NOID
You all are great!! I love these!! And I am kickin' myself in the pants cause I can't think of any more!! Now I am upset, and so is this orchid here. So I am calling it Really A. Noid!!