Another UFO follwed me home today!

[Tez]

Another UFO followed me home today, so now 25 in total. “Yes” I know I’m beyond all help but am I really totally to blame? I mean, there I was in the supermarket minding my own business getting the groceries as usual and then……the UFO (Unidentified Flowering Orchid) isle.
You see, these harbingers are not at all demure standing there on guard in bright pretense on the shelves, silken heads outrageously flirting with me by flaunting such richer hues. So, yet again I was kidnapped, enthralled, besotted, captivated and there was nothing to intervene between what I was witnessing and me, absolutely nothing at all to vex the soul.
Briefly on summing up I don’t think I have a problem, nor do other collectors. If UFO, s stare into our heads with something more powerful than vision it’s the UFO, s to blame. So unless you think this is a fantasy I’m weaving don’t feel guilty folks!