Well, this really wasn't was I was hoping for (how many "was" can one squeeze into a sentence and get away with?) when the first flower on my Phal. Venus (equestris x lindenii) opened... And more failed flowers are to come as almost all of the buds are deformed.
The second flower might look almost normal, but why the rest has decided to go "freak show" on me, I don't know. Maybe it could be the seaweed extract?
Well, here's the first "monstrosity", eh...enjoy?: