Budget?????? Not familiar with that word. Actually it sounds like a swear word, and I don't allow that in my house.
My theory is to buy an orchid periodically, and you are bound to find the one that totally disgusts you into not wanting orchids anymore.

I think I am almost there. I had 80, and yesterday that number turned to 81 (husband let me pick out an orchid for Valentine's Day!)
but #81 isn't the one that disgusts me yet. Maybe #82. I call that delusional bliss.
Oh, the orchid I picked out is an white hybrid beauty. She is a bit tramatized from her long ride home, but I will post a pic as soon as she feels better and catches her breath.

kiki