Congratulations on the great purchases! The twelve step program for orchid addiction is:
1) buy an orchid
2) buy an orchid to keep the first company
3) buy an orchid 'with the intent to give as a gift' but keep it instead. The person for whom it was intended doesn't have the right conditions to grow the orchid.
4) as you buy the orchid, tell yourself it is the last one.
5) buy an 'investment' orchid as it isn't often seen and you might not get another chance
6) buy an orchid as a reward for an accomplishment. You deserve it, right?
7) buy a holiday orchid to beautify the room. A nice way to celebrate, too!
8) buy an orchid as you feel bad for the speaker who traveled so far to speak to your OS
9) help others with their gift giving by letting them know of an orchid you like. After all, it is kind to help them avoid stress.
10) attend an orchid show and support the society and vendors by buying orchids. It is a good deed.
11) the windows are filled so you must be firm and stop buying orchids...except for those two you have always wanted.
12) admit you are not going to stop buying orchids.