Geez (or should it be "sheesh"?) Guys!
I didn't mean this post to become so contentious! Just wanted to find a vendor for a "Monkey Orchid". Hence I posted it on the beginner forum since it's a simple question I thought would be of interest to a wide audience of the "Orchid Board".
I thank Nanook for his support - I also thought Ray's original comments somewhat stern. Perhaps it was just the wording, with well-meant intentions to save me some money on a hard-to-grow orchid. For the orchid enthusiasts who are likely to visit this site, I agree with Nanook - just buy the plant and challenge yourself! I culture 60+ orchids exactly because I thought they were "neat" and "cool", as well as a bunch of other "weird" plants for the same reasons.
To answer my originally posted question: Andy's Orchids (ironically less than 15 miles from my house) sells the "Monkey Orchid" in mature stage for 35 bucks:
Andy's Orchids - Orchid Species - Dracula - simia
That equals about 3 drinks at a restaurant around here. In that comparison, I'll gladly give up the forgettable drinks and try my hand at getting my own Monkey to bloom!
Peace!