Plan A ... Get 2 credit cards a Po. box for the bill and ..shhhh!
Plan B... If you get ones with long roots , glue the roots down ... see they have been hear a long time .
Plan C... I am taking care of these for a friend .
Plan D .. My long lost aunt sent a belated birthday gift never mind my B day is in Jan . and it is July .
Plan. E ... March in the house with the plants and the phone numeber of a shark divorce attorney

Gin official member of the crack pot club ..