scale rant #1 in Sminor

[seamonkey]

Scale, scale
oh horrible scale
with your mealy white webbing
and multiple tail,

Why do you so haunt me?
Why pick on my plants?
Why excrete juices
that then attract ants?

I hate you, you mealy
white scourge, with a will
and hope that I really
can readily kill

your squirmy pale self,
and not to be cruel
but it really must be to the death
in this duel....

[cb977]

Well done!

[seamonkey]

Scale, scale,
oh terrible scale
with your quick little legs
and your mandibles pale,

[flhiker]

very appropriate in my life right now!

[Lagoon]

LOL!
Don't you hate these freeloaders. I'm in the battle with mealies right now, they've decided to play hide & seek with me, very frustrating - but I plan on winning, they just don't know it yet

[seamonkey]

I spray you with soap
and with high-pressure showers
in desperate hope
you will stay off my flowers,

I Q-Tip you off
one by one, and by tens
you have come back to scoff
at my efforts to cleanse,

I blast you with fire
and mist you with acid,
I'm covered with ire
as you sit looking placid!