Substrate has Tiny White Insect Eggs

[MiffyThePhalaenopsis]

Yeah, I tried getting orchid substrate near me, but it's been hard because of covid.

Thanks to you as well, since I tried looking up all the common culprits and my head blew up trying to figure it out!

I actually do think you're on to something about those barklice, since my orchid, asides from the eggs, is super healthy, and growing a lot as of late. I also checked the leaves and there was nothing on them either. No damage, nothing, so unless I start seeing damage, that might just be it.