Took a look at the website for Ozarka. I think the results are pretty typical for tap water in a large part of the country. The only column that counts is the level found. The MRL is the detection limit of the test used and the MCL is the Maximum Contamination Level (none of the results are near that).
With regards to heavy metals, the arsenic level is "ND" or none detected - the numbers you saw are the regulatory limit and the detection limit. The actual results were below the detection limit hence ND.
For comparison, here's my local water that I use to water everything:
http://bsu.us/files/BSUWaterQualityReport08.pdf
Just like with tap water in parts of the country, an occasional good flush to remove minerals can help, but when I lived in Minnesota I would actually get a white mineral build-up on my bark after a while. Never seemed to hurt things noticeably.
If you have a choice, it looks like the Ozarka Drinking Water is a little lower across the board compared to the Spring Water. Pick that one.
Personally, I'm more particular about what I drink than what I give my orchids, and I'd drink this (no worm juice for me - thanks anyway). Just recycle the bottle please.